I'm going to be a grumpy old man

[cosmicpanda]

Only in this thread.

 

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Bah.  >:(

 

Younguns these days. *grumps*

[Jelly]

Bah.  >:(

 

Younguns these days. *grumps*

 

I completely agree. They push in front of people in dinner queue's, insult people, slap people for no reason!! Push people! They have no manners!!!

Excluding myself, of course.  ;D

 

 

:D

[Twitchy]

*Bitch slaps Jelly*

 

[Jelly]

See! What did I say!  :D

 

Really, though, what does one do when a boy, about two years younger than you, and a hand shorter, walks up to you, and slaps you. Really, what do you do? I could hardly shout at him...that wouldn't have looked very good. Ignorent little...creature. (Not you, the one at school who slapped me  ;))

[cosmicpanda]

Jelly?

 

You've taken over my grumpy old man job!

 

*sulks grumpily*

[Mightelove]

Aren't you supposed to be sitting on your front porch in a rocking chair with a shotgun and a glass of whiskey?

[cosmicpanda]

Oh, I am, Mighte.

 

*takes practice shots*

[Mightelove]

*ducks*

 

Well, that's reassuring.  Things are as they were meant to be.  Carry on.

[Jelly]

Oh, I'm sorry, Cosmicpanda, didn't mean to.

*Hugs*

:D

[cosmicpanda]

bargh!

 

You called me Cosmicpanda! How dare you not call me pandy or cosmic!!

 

*is a grumpy old man*

 

*takes more potshots at Mighte*  >:(

[Jelly]

I'm quite new. Don't know what names people call each other here. I'll call you Cosmic from now on, though.

[Mightelove]

You better watch yourself you old curmudgeon!

 

I'll put you in the old folks home if you don't knock it off! >:(

[Guest nephitess]

*steals the old man's whiskey*

 

 

[cosmicpanda]

the name's pandy, not "old curmudgeon"! Can't you see my youthful features, woman?

 

...

 

*whispers insults at Mighte*

 

*takes more wild pot-shots at neph*

[Mightelove]

Youthful features or no, if you go on like this it's straight to the assisted living facility with you!

[Dunbar]

...

 

curmudgeon

 

*chuckles*

 

 

[Alaksuleiel]

*stabs demi in agreement*

[Guest nephitess]

*points and laughs at the curmudgeon*

[Alaksuleiel]

*stabs nephi in agreement*

[cosmicpanda]

*shakes fist at Mighte*

 

I'm holing myself up in here until I die!

 

*shoots possums*

 

bloody tree killers.  >:(

[Mightelove]

You have possums?

 

Anyway, you'll hole yourself up until I send in the men with butterfly nets and strait jackets.

[Alaksuleiel]

*stabs mighte in agreement*

[Mightelove]

-_-

 

You're getting just a little too cozy with that knife.

[Guest nephitess]

*steals Ell's knife*

 

*stabs Ell with her own knife*

[cosmicpanda]

damn straight I got possums! Blasted critters

 

*shoots more and throws them at Mighte*

 

*cackles*