The Gwampy Thread

[Korin Caylin]

Even without taste I will feel the slippery, mushy feel and know what it is.

[reyler]

Well I guess that's just a hang-up you'll have to try and get over, isn't it?

[Korin Caylin]

Unless I rebel against your decree that I can no longer use the primary poop-shooter.

[reyler]

My word is absolute!  >:(

[Korin Caylin]

*puts on the war paint* :D

[reyler]

*it attracts the bees*

[Korin Caylin]

*smears honey on badco to divert the bees*

[reyler]

*they join the flies already drawn to him by his odor*

[Korin Caylin]

*throws dust of broken heart at reyler*

[reyler]

*basks in the glow*

[Korin Caylin]

Do you remember/know what that is from?

[reyler]

Possibly; I can't catalogue all my knowledge.

[GrandpaG]

Our queen has broken the hearts of many male spammers.  :(

She hasn't found one yet that is up to her standard.  :(

Or, maybe she just doesn't like males.  :(

But, then too, she has demoralized a few females in her day as well.  :(

I guess a queen can't show partiality, huh.  :(

Good luck, Korin...maybe you'll be her first survivor.  :)

[reyler]

I'm not really sure what you're talking about Gwampy, but as far as him surviving me, I destroy him in practically every post that mentions him.

[Korin Caylin]

Quite true. Gwampy... did she break your heart?

[reyler]

No, bacon grease did that for him.

[Korin Caylin]

Not that bacon grease!!! :o

[reyler]

*slathers Corn in bacon grease and throws him to the pigs*

[Korin Caylin]

*runs away from the cannibalistic tribal pigs*

[reyler]

Cannibalism heck, pigs eat anything you give them.

[bad company]

HAHAHAHA! Snatch! ;D

[reyler]

Is that supposed to make any kind of sense, or are you just cheeched?

[mcs0083]

Perhaps he is accentuating exactly how much the pigs will eat?

Or....about...eating something else...... o.O

[bad company]

Is that supposed to make any kind of sense, or are you just cheeched?

I love the Guy Ritchie film known as Snatch, and it does involve pigs being used to dispose of bodies

[GrandpaG]

I'm still alive so far.

The wife says if I don't get off my butt and quit eating I'll die.

::)

I might die anyway.

::)

Someday.

::)

 

I haven't been getting online because the last time I was here she tried to call me from work with an "emergency" and couldn't get through because I was "on that @*&%!$@# internet again".  So, I've been staying off.  Not that I'm afraid of her or anything.  Well, maybe a little.  After all...she does keep my clothes springtime fresh.  ;D  Anyway...I'd best get off from here in case she has something important to call me from work about.  ;)