The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

* tries to post without enjoying it so the addiction is left unfed *

 

Nope...didn't work.

[GrandpaG]

Those who have read my book liked all but the middle boring chapters. I read it just for the experience and I must agree...chapters 3 through 13 are necessary but not as good as the rest. I remember a similar feeling after reading some of the Wheel of Time books...some parts I liked and other parts not so much even though they did add to the books. Did I just compare myself to RJ? Must be time for a nap.

 

I picked my pen name with the faithful forty in mind. Unless Amazon is neglecting to report the sales accurately I think I could have used my real name and got similar results. Not that it matters. I just imagined more interest from my former fans. I even included some horse clops and a foolish performance with them in mind. Life does not always happen the way that you think it might.

 

I'm out of work early tonight. Wifey is not used to having me around at this time of night so she is on the phone with our daughter for the next couple of hours. I'm not in the mood for spamming plus I'm trying to cut down but I thought I'd say hi.

 

Love,

Gramps

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Hi gramps

[GrandpaG]

Hi MrsG

[reyler]

MSG? Not in my food! *dumps cindy in the sink*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

would you really try to wash a cat?

[reyler]

*jams her down the disposal with the broomstick*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Damn, I don't think that will work with my cats :/. No disposal.

[reyler]

Just means you get to be a drain clog instead of making a smooth transition through the plumbing.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

The little prince bit me hard just now. I may make him a drain clog tonight. Or perhaps a home neutering...

[reyler]

If you're going that route, at least eat him; make his expiration useful, wot?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

he's awfully skinny. I

might as well have him

fixed and fatten him

up :/.

[reyler]

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop

Does her business but I've noticed something weird

Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the dogs are meatier but they haven't bitten me.... I might have to forgive the boy.

[reyler]

Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick

And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

This pussycat is quicker than me for sure and he would not go gentle into that dark roasting pan.

 

Ok, he may live. But next time I bite back.

[reyler]

You don't mind having more cat hairs in your mouth than is usual for a cat houser?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

It's better than human hair. And he's got very short hair so... I'll gargle after.

[reyler]

Boy I can't wait to come back to this page a month from now lacking any kind of context for that post.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

It's kind of iffy even with context

[reyler]

*drowns you in the bathtub*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*is far too bouyant to drown*

 

waste of effort really.

[reyler]

Buoyancy doesn't really have an effect on me holding your head under the water.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

my vicious attack kitten might stop you. or he might help you. not really sure.

[reyler]

If it doesn't involve the cat, then the cat doesn't care. Cat Law.