The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

My novel is available on Amazon in paperback so far...I can't get the Kindle to work yet.

 

Search for A Year Without Soap by GrandpaG.

 

ENJOY!!!

 

Love,

Gramps

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

You should link it in all those posts you made because very few people are going to track back here to figure out what you're talking about.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

http://www.amazon.com/Year-Without-Soap-GrandpaG/dp/1517415500/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443907574&sr=8-1&keywords=A+year+without+soap

[GrandpaG]

I'm not totally computer illiterate (depending upon who you ask) but I don't know how to do such things...thanks for the input.

 

I doubt there are very many GrandpaG fans remaining but I wanted to at least give them a chance at learning about my one and only ever lifetime accomplishment.

 

Some of my wife's observations as she is reading through the proof copy that I bought:  NO PAGE NUMBERS, NOT ENOUGH COMMAS, SOME TYPOS, but overall she likes it.  She is usually my biggest critic so I must have done OK.

 

Gotta git back to fighting the Kindle beast.

 

Love,

Gramps

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

copy and paste this into your posts

 

http://www.amazon.com/Year-Without-Soap-GrandpaG/dp/1517415500/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443907574&sr=8-1&keywords=A+year+without+soap

[reyler]

Wait, Amazon lets you publish a book under a screen name?

[GrandpaG]

It's my fantasy alter ego that I just can't seem to get out of my head!!!

 

They have my "real world" ID for tax purposes...I make $2 per book or $1.50 per Kindle.

 

That reminds me...I'd better check to see if that's working or not.

[GrandpaG]

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That reminds me...I'd better check to see if that's working or not.

 

Not.

 

Maybe later? At least the paperback seems to be OK.

[GrandpaG]

Kindle is working but I need to reformat it to make it look better...always something!!!

 

Good thing I'm not back to work yet.

[GrandpaG]

My granddaughter showed me how the readers can modify my book however they want it in Kindle so life is good again! I'm glad that I didn't waste a ton of time making it look perfect...I mean MY perfect...not YOUR perfect...you get my drift.

 

Anyway, she showed me that the Father's Day tablet came with a Kindle program in some store thingy and she helped me spend $4.44 for my very first ebook which took like less than a second for delivery...the five paperbacks that cost me almost $75 won't be here until next Thursday!

 

I still have some time to recover from the prostate cancer surgery before I have to go back to work so I'm reading my ebook just because I can.

 

Love,

Gramps

 

P.S.

One of my other granddaughters thought that it was neat that I put "Love, Gramps" in my book so I had to try to explain my fantasy world to her. She has an OK imagination but I don't think she really understands why I didn't use my "real world" name for the author name.

[GrandpaG]

Going back to work today...kind of scary after being off for so long...but I don't have enough cash buried in the back yard to retire yet...and I've only sold 41 books and three kindle so that won't support my coffee habit let alone my need to eat food...or to buy soap. Hi. Bye.

 

Love,

Gramps

[reyler]

Have you considered counterfeiting?

[GrandpaG]

Free room and board for the rest of my natural life...conjugal visits...free wifi...free medical including dental and vision...routine exercise periods...no trips to walmart...no car insurance...no taxes...no bills...hhhmmmmmm.

 

Wait!!!

 

No recliner...no livingroom...no fridge full of leftovers! I think I'll pass.

[reyler]

Did I advocate getting caught? No, no I didn't.

[GrandpaG]

"If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all."

 

If I were to make a black and white copy of a quarter I'd end up sharing a cell with someone who snore really loud.

[reyler]

I'm assuming from the context that this would be a downgrade from your current living scenario?

[GrandpaG]

 

She does snore but not bad.

 

Or were you talking about prison being worse than my present "real world"?

[reyler]

*keeps Gwampy in a hamster cage and forgets to feed him*

[GrandpaG]

* starves *

 

* dies *

 

* makes her majesty's throne room smell like decaying meat *

 

(Smiley)

[reyler]

*leaves Gwampy on the curb*

[GrandpaG]

* gets ran over by a rickshaw then picked up as rubbish on trash day *

 

That wasn't so bad until that operator compacted all of us pieces of trash!!!

 

( bug out eyeballs smiley )

 

 

I found out you can read part of my book for free on Amazon...search for GrandpaG then click on the book and it will offer you the free preview...I hope...I didn't try it...I should...you know how I like free!

 

( silly smiley )

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

If you go back to each post you spammed every forum with and link to the danged book, or at least to a post here that explains what you were trying to say, I will buy a kindle copy.

Edited November 13, 2015 by Mrs. Cindy Gill

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

As a good faith gesture I just bought it.

 

Seriously, if you want to sell any, do it right.

[reyler]

CATS DON'T DANCE *glues your feet to the floor*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Kind of a waste of glue, but if it makes you happy zei gezunt.