How Silly can it get?

[Arie]

This game is super easy! (and a repost, but i don't care. it's fun.)

 

You start with a Silly Question, and the person posting next gives a Silly Answer.

 

Ei: 

Person 1: Do chickens have computers?
Person 2: Yes and they use them to invent stuffs that can halp them cross the road.

 

And they ask a question for the next person! Easy peasy!

 

So, I have this burning question.... 

 

How long does it take to cook a Trolloc Egg?

[LilyElizabeth]

Until the Trolloc hatches. Then you are cooking the Trolloc.

 

Why did the Trolloc cross the road?

 

 

(Okay, not very original, I know. Let's see you do better!)

[Arie]

Exploding Tail Feathers require juicy fruit pits.

 

 

What is the ideal cocktail to feed a red ajah sheep?

[Lavandula]

Put three asha'man rams and one pink feathered troloc (may I suggest @Nargbert) in a blender, mix well. pour in a fancy chalice of choice, sprinkle some special warder Tony's on top, et voilà! 

 

Why did the draghkar scream when he opened the cabinet?

[Arie]

Egwene dancing naked with the wolves.

 

Why do wolf eyes shine purple?

[LilyElizabeth]

Because of their secret addiction to grape juice. 

 

Why was the Keeper's skin dyed blue?

[Arie]

There was a hornet in the net with the glowlight in the keepers room.

 

Can you make honeybuns in the black tower?

[LilyElizabeth]

Only if the trollocs stop running away with the honey. 

 

Why was mother's petticoat purple?

[LilyElizabeth]

Arie, I'm giving you 10 points for starting this very weird little game. 

[Arie]

On 5/1/2021 at 10:50 AM, LilyElizabeth said:

Why was mother's petticoat purple?

 

There was a shortage of ruffles.

 

Where can you locate a Novice Egg?

[LilyElizabeth]

Under an Accepted chicken.

 

Why did the Amyrlin steal all the novices' white dresses?

[Arie]

The seamstress ran out of tulling for Aes Sedai underskirts.

 

 

Can you mix a trolloc with a greyman?

[Lavandula]

Yes, just put them in the cookpot and stir well. 

 

Why are there pink feathers in the pit of doom?