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[The Dragon al'thor]

Hey that would be stealing...We better be quite.

*sneaks through the portal*

Were getting that cow.

 

 

*Comes back running*

ITS NO GOOD, CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE THE PORTAL, WOMEN'S CIRCLE IS ON TO US!

[MattheHat]

Hmm... if we simply leave the portal somewhere on a paddock and the cows would wander through by themselves it wouldn't be stealing would it?...

 

But then again, what I did just now was reasonable logical thinking, which interferes with our BT principles so...: string me up please! *ties loop around neck*

[Nikonis]

Hey that would be stealing...We better be quite.

*sneaks through the portal*

Were getting that cow.

 

 

*Comes back running*

ITS NO GOOD, CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE THE PORTAL, WOMEN'S CIRCLE IS ON TO US!

No, you're doing it all wrong...

::Weaves a change to the first portal to look down on the cows from above::

Now we just use a little  bit of air and add in some... Oh... Cows naturally implode all the time, right?

[The Dragon al'thor]

*unties rope*

Now, now, I am sure we can think of a more unorthodox, less common punishment for you that gets us a cow.

[The Dragon al'thor]

There we go Nikon. Finally someone else trying to get the BT a cow for all these brownies. Imploding cows is progress in my book.

[Nikonis]

Well, while you continue to try and get milk I think I'll just hand everyone else some of this liquid taint.

[Nikonis]

A few glasses to start us all out...

[Nikonis]

I'll just set these tainty drinks over here in case any of you want some...

[Nikonis]

And for the english people in the BT... How about some tainty Tea?

[Crimson_Ayla]

Intriguing.

 

*takes a sip*

 

*turns into a nana*

[Nikonis]

Whoa, sorry Ayla... it should only be temporary... Just don't go near Ed until it does.

[MattheHat]

*walks over to Nikon's mid-air gateway and dangles a fishing line through, baited with a brownie*

 

*waits*

Cow's tain't biting today!

[The Dragon al'thor]

Well, we can try using a giant banana as bait... 

[Smiley73]

*unties rope*

Now, now, I am sure we can think of a more unorthodox, less common punishment for you that gets us a cow.

 

bait?

[Smiley73]

Whoa, sorry Ayla... it should only be temporary... Just don't go near Ed until it does.

 

imagine walking down a alley, no light besides the weak half-moon above. Then you hear the scuffle of boots follow you. You turn around and you are facing that...

 

I would die

[Smiley73]

maybe from laughter

[Crimson_Ayla]

Tis teh curse of the werenana, forced to transform into un curved lellow fruit every crescentnana moon...

[The Dragon al'thor]

 

Whoa, sorry Ayla... it should only be temporary... Just don't go near Ed until it does.

 

imagine walking down a alley, no light besides the weak half-moon above. Then you hear the scuffle of boots follow you. You turn around and you are facing that...

 

I would die

 

 

[Smiley73]

Tis teh curse of the werenana, forced to transform into un curved lellow fruit every crescentnana moon...

 

[MattheHat]

XD

[Panchi]

Well, while you continue to try and get milk I think I'll just hand everyone else some of this liquid taint.

10 points! Because I like it too much

[The Dragon al'thor]

They should put a warning on the bottle...

WARNING MY CONTAIN HIGH VOLUMES OF TAINT-ALL OF IT IN THE UNIVERSE.

[Panchi]

If it were how would the Taint spread?

[The Dragon al'thor]

...That is far to logical thinking for the Taint...Besides the Taint is recyclable I think... Its science... Yeah you got me *scratches head*

[Panchi]

Its science, pure logical science