I want to stab someone.

[Moon Sedai]

Any volunteers?

 

[John E. Kelley]

*offers my shapely and manly neck for you consideration*

[Moon Sedai]

 

(I just watched that episode of Boardwalk Empire too, couldn't resist this)

[John E. Kelley]

That looks like foreplay for half the women here.

[WWWwombat]

Only if you use a bayonet.

[Moon Sedai]

[LilyElizabeth]

Was it good for you?

[John E. Kelley]

  On 7/21/2013 at 9:21 PM, Moon Sedai said:

^^Foreplay that Ishy wants no part of.

[Moon Sedai]

That's what I spent my 20th birthday doing, actually. Bayonet Training.

[LilyElizabeth]

You minions may be pleased to know I tend toward whips over knives and have never touched a bayonet. 

[WWWwombat]

Free appendectomy!

[LilyElizabeth]

Are you in need of one, Womby?

[WWWwombat]

Nope. I also still have my tonsils and wisdom teeth for some reason.

[LilyElizabeth]

Want one, anyway? I'm sure I could find a minion with a knife glad to help you out. Moon, perhaps?

[WWWwombat]

Will it leave a beauty scar?

[LilyElizabeth]

That can be arranged, yes.

[WWWwombat]

I'm game.

[LilyElizabeth]

Which of my minions would care to take on this little task?

[Moon Sedai]

I would LOVE to give you an appendectomy. 

 

I promise it will only scar a little bit.

 

Wait... the appendix... that's to the heart, right?

 

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