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Mrs. Cindy Gill

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Mrs. Cindy Gill Spam Master

Mrs. Cindy Gill

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It has come to the Great Lord's attention that among the trifles, toys, odds, ends and assorted flotsam and jetsam of destroyed lives available for purchase on the most evil of Internet sites ... are humans... offering themselves up in service to the highest bidders.

 

Some of the services for sale... or rent... are legal... and some are even PG13.

 

Go forth, purveyors of evil, and bring the Dark One the wretchedest, vilest, weirdest, silliest buggers you can find who think to barter the sweat of their brows, the labor of their hands, and the last vestiges of their dignity with strangers on the Internet... and I shall judge the most worthy .... wrong word.... the creepiest, most warped, and wicked among them to present to my Mistress.

 

and keep it clean.

 

... you can pm me the dirty ones.

 

um... yeah, just pm those to verbal actually.

 

bwahahahahahahahahaha... *cough*

 

and ... Go!

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Black Magic Love Spells! What could possibly go wrong... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Magic-Love-Spells-Casting-Custom-Magic-Spells-Voodoo-Dolls-Witch-Craft-/190848718551?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c6f7856d7

 

 

 You need help with Love? Spiritual Leader Sam Levy has the answers for you.

 Pay Attention: The Black Magic Love Spells are casted by Sam Levy.

 Love Spells Results: The person you want to cast the spell upon will become Love Struck.

 This spell really works. You are guaranteed the results you want or your money back no questions asked.

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Oh maybe a custom Cocktail recipe made specifically for YOU! By a mixologist! Only 53$!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-cocktail-recipe-designed-for-you-by-mixologist-Anne-Sauer-/171051437348?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27d375cd24

 

 

Listed a third and FINAL time due to popular demand! Mad Art Lab's mixologist Anne Sauer will create a custom cocktail just for you, based on your tastes! The drink can be either alcoholic or non-alcoholic, and will use easy-to-find and/or easy-to-make ingredients. You choose the base spirit or flavor and whether you want it spirit-forward or citrusy, then leave the rest to Anne! Anne will correspond with the winner about his or her preferences and then deliver the recipe, instructions, and photos of the custom cocktail via email within three (3) weeks. (Please ignore the shipping method listed. There's no email option.)

Anne has been doing some combination of serving, teaching and writing about cocktails, spirits, and old-fashioned sodas since 2011.

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Moon Sedai Spam Master

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So, I found a job that looked like it was someone offering help for Barm. 

 

http://houston.craigslist.org/grd/3822397188.html

In the small text on the Craigslist screen, it looked like it said "Looking for Barm Help."

I was Robbed! 

 

Here's the text of it: 

 Looking for Barn Help (Hockley)

Looking to hirse someone for a barn assistant job. Duties will include but are not limited to : cleaning stalls (around 30), feeding, grooming (this includes clipping and bathing), saddling, fence work and more. Please contact if you are interested. Must have horse experience. Looking to hire ASAP!

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http://ottumwa.craigslist.org/zip/3826534829.html

 

 

Beware of people taking your junk off of your hands and... giving it to the second hand store?

 

 beware (ottumwa) becareful people are getting free items here taking it to thrift stores seen exercise equipment that was free for 30 dollars
  • Location: ottumwa
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3826534829

 

Posted: 2013-05-24, 1:13PM CDT

 

email to a friend

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Mrs. Cindy Gill Spam Master

Mrs. Cindy Gill

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Black Magic Love Spells! What could possibly go wrong... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Magic-Love-Spells-Casting-Custom-Magic-Spells-Voodoo-Dolls-Witch-Craft-/190848718551?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c6f7856d7

 

 

 You need help with Love? Spiritual Leader Sam Levy has the answers for you.

 Pay Attention: The Black Magic Love Spells are casted by Sam Levy.

 Love Spells Results: The person you want to cast the spell upon will become Love Struck.

 This spell really works. You are guaranteed the results you want or your money back no questions asked.

 

 

 

while i would personally enjoy this... our Dark Lady has no need of supernatural assistance enslaving hearts.

 

:wub:

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Oh maybe a custom Cocktail recipe made specifically for YOU! By a mixologist! Only 53$!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-cocktail-recipe-designed-for-you-by-mixologist-Anne-Sauer-/171051437348?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27d375cd24

 

 

Listed a third and FINAL time due to popular demand! Mad Art Lab's mixologist Anne Sauer will create a custom cocktail just for you, based on your tastes! The drink can be either alcoholic or non-alcoholic, and will use easy-to-find and/or easy-to-make ingredients. You choose the base spirit or flavor and whether you want it spirit-forward or citrusy, then leave the rest to Anne! Anne will correspond with the winner about his or her preferences and then deliver the recipe, instructions, and photos of the custom cocktail via email within three (3) weeks. (Please ignore the shipping method listed. There's no email option.)

Anne has been doing some combination of serving, teaching and writing about cocktails, spirits, and old-fashioned sodas since 2011.

 

 

 

tempting but... i believe the Great One drinks her blood neat. 

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Mrs. Cindy Gill Spam Master

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Become a ghost hunter!

 

http://houston.craigslist.org/crs/3837173549.html

 

 

Trying to online date? Hire your own online date private investigator!

 

http://houston.craigslist.org/crs/3809315476.html

 

 

i ain't afraid of no ghosts...

 

very nice, but... we own the dead here.

 

no need to hunt them, we leave them alone and they come home, wagging their....

 

yeah. 

 

the private date investigator might be useful.... but i'm pretty good with the google and my services are free.

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http://ottumwa.craigslist.org/zip/3826534829.html

 

 

Beware of people taking your junk off of your hands and... giving it to the second hand store?

 

 beware (ottumwa) becareful people are getting free items here taking it to thrift stores seen exercise equipment that was free for 30 dollars
  • Location: ottumwa
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3826534829

 

Posted: 2013-05-24, 1:13PM CDT

 

email to a friend

 

 

 

this is good advice, but the service has been rendered and i'll not pay for it now.

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Mrs. Cindy Gill Spam Master

Mrs. Cindy Gill

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:myrddraal:

 

i'd have gone with demotivation myself but... yes... even the most magnificent creature in the multiverse may occasionally need a pat on the... back.

 

guessing there's a line of volunteers for that service though...

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