Are You Evil?

[RandA lThor]

Rand you wouldn't know real evil if it came into your bedroom at night and violated you

 

Now shush the grown ups are running this thread

 

Ah I see you have experience with bedroom violations. Verb perhaps?  or Barm?  I do feel truly sorry.

 

*takes Dap's wine bottle and chugs it down*  Here, allow me to give you a few hundred fists of Trollocs to deal with.  I'm sure you need to work out your channelling skills a little more.

[beanie]

Still. That goes beyond evil. Anyways, enjoy being a cripple. I'm sure it'll come in handy when begging.

[dapianoplay3r]

Rand this is what happens when you "unleash" your trollocs

[dapianoplay3r]

Never take my wine again Cyan

 

*balefires Rand so his wine bottle appears in his hand again*

[Moon Sedai]

*channels fire to boil the water* 
Boiled Ful.

[dapianoplay3r]

Medium rare please

[beanie]

Oh I probably will. Once I'm higher. And can channel or whatever.

 

I'm not in the water anymore Moon but I appreciate the thought :)

[dapianoplay3r]

*uses gateways to cut Cyan up and put her into the water*

Cooked Ful

[beanie]

I'm sure I taste delicious.

[RandA lThor]

*has the cutie trollocs stick a pick-ax inside Dap and then swing it all over his body to destroy his intestines, stomach, liver, lungs, and heart*  Tell me Dap, how does one drink wine when it just spills out his stomach anyways?  Ah well, I guess you won't be needing that anymore.  *makes one final Trolloc take away Daps beer and smash it against the ground*  Remember, alcohol is a drug.  *noddity*  It is not meant for the weak.

[dapianoplay3r]

Meh i drink it for the taste and my liver is on a down hill path anyway

 

*player weaves compulsion on Rand*

Lets see how you like your drugs dog

[beanie]

*stakes Rand through the throat and goes back to lurking*

 

How did my decoy taste Dap?

[Moon Sedai]

*chokes cyan with a garrote*

[dapianoplay3r]

Tender and bloody

[dapianoplay3r]

*stuffs her with breadcrumbs and sage*

[dapianoplay3r]

( thought a sausage stuffing might sound a little.. impolite)

[beanie]

So much love :P

[Christine]

The fudge?  How did this get to four pages?  I'm not reading this spam crap.

[beanie]

I'll sumarize it for you. Rand is trying his hardest to be evil, failing, but he gets an E for effort. Dap seems to think he is evil, and thinks that picking on Fuls proves it, though really that just proves he's too weak to face a real challenge. Moon is evilish perhaps, though boiling Fuls, while amusing, doesn't really count.

[dapianoplay3r]

Im only picking on fuls to train them for being raised im more evil on the private boards

[Christine]

....

 

 

I bathe in Ful blood on the regular.  That's the only good use a Ful is.

[beanie]

A bit defensive eh? Hmm.

[beanie]

You must run out of Fuls awfuly fast then. Either that or you rarely bathe.

[beanie]

And also, that may be the only good use we are for, but there are plenty more evil uses that you should consider.

[dapianoplay3r]

Luckily human bodies make more blood. Its like renewable water!

 

What evil task would you do in our shoes then?