Shayol Ghul World Conquest: The Poll

[Moon Sedai]

Copied from my earlier post:

So, thus far, our options are:

My Mystery method (to be revealed in the poll)

Lenlo's Bill Gates' product in every house' theory

Lenlo's Crazy Texans

Rand"s combo of the two above

Kae's idea of conquesting another (not necessarily Friendly) planet.

Any more takers?

become president of both china and the US at the same time. combine both countries into the United Republic of Chimerica and proceed to bitch-slap every other country in the world with my awesome military.

get everyone to ignore everything of importance in favor of electronic personal entertainment. then do whatever you like. except you'll just be watching tv or posting on the internet or something bc there's no escape from this zombie apocalypse.

 

I'm allowing for multiple votes because these ideas are epic.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

:). I'd have voted for force the Internet but the internets like heroin and needs no forcing.

 

 

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Imma Texan and MOST of us are civil but there are some crazy ones!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

imma pennsyltuckian and there's precious little difference except the snow.

 

I can has easily obained firearms :).

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and loaded and hollowoints but tucked in the drawer where they don't tempt me so seductively... I'm actually afraid to unload cause there's the trigger so teasing and all...

[Smiley73]

imma pennsyltuckian and there's precious little difference except the snow.

 

I can has easily obained firearms :).

 

That sounds dangerous...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

imma pennsyltuckian and there's precious little difference except the snow.

 

I can has easily obained firearms :).

 

That sounds dangerous...

 

well it's not like they didn't eventually ask for ID... but yeah, I'm afraid to unload it when I'm depressed so mostly I just keep it safe. I'll have to pick up a shotgun as well but I'll need somewhere bigger to keep it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh, sorry for the off topic, forgot where I am.. I fix it...

 

I can use the easily obtained firearms to assist with the world takeover.

 

carry on then.

[Moon Sedai]

I immigrated to Texas from Georgia about a decade ago to marry my sweetie.

And, in that time, I've become a Naturalized Texan

(To those outside of Texas: I've noticed that many Texans cling to the attitude that 'Texas is it's own republic. Thus, I talk about it like it is sometimes.)

[Moon Sedai]

I'm gonna give this a few more days.

if Lenlo's ideas are *still* winning, he'll get some pointses for it.

[Lenlo]

Peeeeerfect. My secret evil plan to take over the world is going grea- I mean yay!

 

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[RandA lThor]

Wasn't both of the above my idea though?

[Moon Sedai]

you're Right, Rand!

 

That's true.

I'll give a smattering to lenlo and more to you for suggesting the combo one.

 

I already awarded a few pointses for submissions, though.

[RandA lThor]

YESH!

[RandA lThor]

NO, I AM SLIPPING!

[Christine]

I think this goes here...

 

 

 

[Moon Sedai]

10 points Chrstine.

Love it!

[Moon Sedai]

.... looks like my idea of getting stocks is in a strong Lead.

 

heheheehe.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

now to obtain the money..... I think the easily obtainable firearms will come in handy yet.