Everyone stop what you are doing and do this instead

[Ithillian Turambar]

1. Go to Google Maps

[Ithillian Turambar]

2. Type in ... The Shire to Mordor

[Ithillian Turambar]

3. Click on the little man picture to change it to 'walking directions'

[Ithillian Turambar]

do it now

[RandA lThor]

haha funny

[Ithillian Turambar]

Raaand!

 

 

Don't give the gag away.

 

Dear me.

[RandA lThor]

*puppy dog eyes*. I didn't give anything away.

[Ithillian Turambar]

very well ... I shall let it pass this time

 

[hazelkrs1]

Mordor is in Rutherfordton, NC? That's not too far away from me.

 

From where I am right now, it would apparently take me approximately 16 hours and 40 mins to walk to Mordor. Should be just enough time for someone to watch the entire LotR Director's Cut in the meantime

[Ithillian Turambar]

There's always one who has to be different lol

[Ithillian Turambar]

Also ... I was not aware you lived in the Shire.

 

 

[hazelkrs1]

Hmmmm, it also seems Sauron is now running Mordor from a Jrock Hitz advertising agency

[Ithillian Turambar]

you are so annoying sometimes.

 

 

[hazelkrs1]

I def do NOT live in the Shire. According to Google, the Shire is somewhere in Portland

[hazelkrs1]

Wait, nix that. Mordor just moved to Death Valley CA

[Ithillian Turambar]

*Looks^TM at you*

 

 

Is that right?

 

 

[hazelkrs1]

Aaaaand the Shire just moved to Richardson TX.

 

Why can't these fictional geographical locations just make up their mind already?!?!?!

[hazelkrs1]

[hazelkrs1]

In all seriousness, that was pretty cool

[Ithillian Turambar]

Why can't you just follow the instructions?

 

 

 

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

bahahahaha

 

totally don't like you.

[hazelkrs1]

[Basel Gill]

According to what I have, Mordor is a tattoo place in Washington State.

[Netbattler11]

Despo wins prize for most correct picture.

 

Also, have done already.

[RandA lThor]

 

This should be made into a shirt.