Why isn't there a Pandy Named thread on the front page?

[Christine]

You shouldn't be a Panda. You should be a polar bear.

 

 

I demand you namechange to CosmicPolar NAO.

 

 

And, this is why:

 

 

 

It's sooooo cute!

[Melanas]

I've seen several posters popping up near me lately proclaiming 'The Panda made me do it'... I'm getting slightly worried as to what they've been up to!

[RandA lThor]

haha, I know I could fight with this in the invasion

[Christine]

Don't you dare, ful. Only a few of us may tease the Pandy. Anyone else must suffer his wrath.

[Christine]

*pulls out a dagger to show Rand that she means it*

[RandA lThor]

Hey, panda started it, wait, no I did, never mind.

[Christine]

Haha, Pandy smites all of us, at some point.

[RandA lThor]

Hey, I still lived after the smiting, I can live with a hole in my chest, I will just get the someone to heal it.

[Christine]

Psh, even Aes Sedai fear the Pandy.

[RandA lThor]

But do Asha'man that is the question?

[Christine]

You would trust an Asha'man to heal?

 

I barely even trust them enough to eat the brownies they make.

[RandA lThor]

You would not trust an Ashaman's healing? They are such wonderful healers.

[Christine]

Is this why you are all so crazy?!

 

If you were part of Shayol Ghul, I would give you points for pure insanity.

[RandA lThor]

The taint is good, let the taint seep into you and then you shall find peace.

[Christine]

...

 

 

No.

[RandA lThor]

You have to try it first.

[Christine]

Been there, done that. I actually have points at the BT.

[cosmicpanda]

Haha, Pandy smites all of us, at some point.

 

....

 

Did I smite you? I'm sure I would remember.

[Christine]

Not yet. I'm sure I'll do something eventually.

[cosmicpanda]

I will give you a voucher for one smiting, to be redeemed at your leisure. All solved.

[Christine]

*giggles and claps her hands together*