The Stumbling Soldier V

[goldeneys]

*gets up and flings Danya into Corks*

Yup Danya, you do seem to be thrown around quite a bit.

*picks up the masher Corki dropped*

oh yeah, back in control

*mashes Cads*

*Mash Mash Mash*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*busy licking chocolate off of various banders, manages to ignore being mashed* 8)

[goldeneys]

*with a spare hand, picks up and flings Danya at Cads*

Ignore that

*mashes*

[Katiora]

*walks casually into bar and looks around at the chaos. quickly hides behind a table and pulls out her bow, strings it, and begins to shoot people with suction arrows*

[MsDanya]

:shock: i really must learn soon that Danya+brawl=tossing.. grrr.. *lands on Cads hard* ooh, sorry Cads!! *grumbles about silly boys* *grumbles some more in general*

*hits Sei Cair in his head with her bow*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*plucks suction arrow off of her shoulder, and ignores Danya landing on her, except to begin licking chocolate off her, too!*

 

Yummy...

[goldeneys]

ow

*mashes Danya and Cads*

*pulls a suction arrow off his butt*

*mashes Kat*

[Katiora]

*gets mashed and falls down. then dives away from Sei'car and behind a turned over table. begins shooting people agian, but this time with darts with a tranqulizer on the end* hehehehe

[Corki]

*looks around and sees Masher in Sei'Cair's hands*

 

*rugby tackles Sei'Cair, making him dropMasher*

 

*picks up the dropped Masher and mashes Sei'Cair*

 

mash, mash, mash, mash, mash!

 

Who is next to be mashed???

 

*stands ready to mash someone*

[AlSan Mandragoran]

*walks into tavern, with all eyes on me*

*simoutaneously:

-licked by Cadsuane

-hit in the neck by tranquilizer dart

-massed by the holder of the MASHER

-manages to get down a beer before becoming unconcious***

[Corki]

Welcome Al'San to the Band!!!

 

Welcome to our Tavern, The Stumbling Soldier!

 

You have joined this Tavern at an interesting time - you have seen we are having a bar brawl! These are well known in Band Taverns! It is a way of exercise, and also releasing pent up energy! It is a free for all, so you are exempt from Band Laws (you will learn about this soon! ;)) - except for spilling Brew, or any act that results in Brew being spilled! The Redarms (the Band's police force) will be on you, and dragging you away for a small spot fine (some lines to write as a way of punishment). You will learn over time! ;)

 

*grabs a chair and hurls it at Cads*

[goldeneys]

*is tackled*

hey no fair, I haven't played rugby in ages.

*is mashed*

ohhhh that hurts

Hey Alsy

*flings an unconcious Alsy at Corks*

*misses*

*watches him fly into Cads and her fall over onto Kat*

*dives at Corks*

*is mashed again*

ohhhhhh

[Guest Cadsuane]

*ducks Corki's chair*

 

Dammit MG! Can't you see I'm busy licking the new recruit?! :lol:

 

*pauses licking, deflates Masher with knitting needle, throws chair back at Corki in several pieces*

 

Heya Al'San, call me Cads!

[AlSan Mandragoran]

*wakes up and pushes Cads away*

 

*find the deflated MASHER on the floor, quickly grabs it and throws it in the fire*

 

*cross checks goldyeyes in face lacrosse style*

 

*feeling content have a few beers, while my sword is across my knee, hoping it will keep the fight away(which is too much to ask for haha), giving me time to down a few *

[goldeneys]

*is checked in the face lacrosse style*

ohhh

 

ok you've had enough time

*picks up Alsy and chucks him across the room into Corks*

*breaks a chair*

*takes to legs*

*hits Cads on the head with both*

 

ok, whos next?

[Lanthirrhos]

*Bashes everyone with goldie*

 

Hey Al'san! welcome!

 

*ducks a punch* 8)

[Corki]

*ducks as Al'San flies towards him*

 

*charges into 12th's stomach as he tries to bash me with Sei'Cair*

[AlSan Mandragoran]

*sails into and through the window*

 

*comes back through the broken window*

 

*grabs corks and throws her into Cads(thanks for catching me)*

 

*takes a shot of whiskey*

 

*puts goldie into a full nelson and runs him face first into the wall*

 

*sits down and enjoys another drink*

 

*bursts into a round of Jak O' the Shadows*

 

We'll never turn down a good fight

and dance with the lasses all night

and drink all the whiskey in sight

To dance with the Jak O' the Shadows

[Guest Cadsuane]

*having finally licked all the chocolate liqueur off of the tavern patrons, turns just in time to catch the MG, setting him lightly on his feet*

 

*turns Cheeky upside down, dangles him by his feet, and shakes him until his teeth chatter*

[goldeneys]

*bashes 12th*

you said everyone

[AlSan Mandragoran]

*rubbing unuasally sore jaw gotten by the brutle shaking of the fiendish chocalate liquor licker*

 

*decides not to touch the MG again, unless he comes for me*

 

*stands on bar and shouts for silence to no avail*

 

*grabs shield lying on ground and bangs on it with sword, getting everyones attention*

 

*quickly gets out some strong liquor and pours shots for everyone*

 

*drinking contest ensues...............*

[Lanthirrhos]

everyone... except me that is! :lol: :lol:

[Guest Cadsuane]

LOL!!! Al'San, I wasn't shaking you, I was shaking Cheeky! That's what I call goldeneys. Because he was the cheekiest recruit we've had! :lol:

[Katiora]

*quits shooting people* Hmm.... Did I hear shots??? *looks around excitedly*

[Corki]

Al'San...a brawl is a free for all! Rank doesn't mean a thing! ;)

 

*pokes Katiora with his lance*

 

poke poke!