Ask Narg

[Christine]

Mind = blown.

 

How could you forget about the cookpot?

[Kivam]

  On 4/14/2011 at 6:15 PM, Christine said:

Mind = blown.

 

How could you forget about the cookpot?

 

Well, obviously, she would go in the cookpot before eating. Didn't think I'd need to spell out every step.

[WWWwombat]

:narg: :narg: :narg: :narg: :narg: :narg: :narg: :narg:

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

What are your favorite seasonings when cooking lightfuls?

 

 

 

 

[WWWwombat]

Narg have killer Lightful in Yellow Curry recipe. Uses cumin, coriander, turmeric, fenugreek, garlic, salt, bay leaf, lemongrass, cayenne pepper, ginger, mace and cinnamon.

[Moon Sedai]

ooh- that actually sounds pretty good.

 

Narg, when you were a little trolloc, what did you want to do when you grew up?

[bad company]

Narg, when you look at the ground do you think of marshmellow spiders?

[WWWwombat]

  On 4/25/2011 at 3:49 PM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

ooh- that actually sounds pretty good.

 

Narg, when you were a little trolloc, what did you want to do when you grew up?

 

Narg want to be a gleeman

 

  On 4/25/2011 at 3:55 PM, bad company said:

Narg, when you look at the ground do you think of marshmellow spiders?

 

Never before but now Narg can't stop!

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

Since you wanted to be a gleeman, care to share your favorite song with us?

A smart trolloc like you must have a favorite!

[Christine]

*nods and seconds Moon's request!*

[ed2funy]

Dear Narg, can you send a voice clip of you singing it? XD

[WWWwombat]

Narg favorite song Justin Bieber Baby. Narg no send clip.

[Moon Sedai]

Wow, I never imagined that Narg would be a Berfs fan.

 

So, who do you think would win in a fight, Demandred or Chuck Norris?

[Kivam]

Narg, if you could have only one wish, what would it be?

[WWWwombat]

  On 4/29/2011 at 5:17 AM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

Wow, I never imagined that Narg would be a Berfs fan.

 

So, who do you think would win in a fight, Demandred or Chuck Norris?

 

Chuck Norris. Demandred always second best.

 

  On 5/4/2011 at 9:11 PM, Kivam said:

Narg, if you could have only one wish, what would it be?

 

Narg wish be even more smart.

[Kivam]

Narg, why do the patriots fail so hard at drafting? With a huge need at passrush, a great class of 3-4 front seven players to choose from and a ton of picks in the first three rounds, they came away with a project OT, a CB, and two RBs??

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

Can you translate what Kivam just asked into English?

[bad company]

Narg, if you starred in an Ad what would it be for?

[WWWwombat]

  On 5/4/2011 at 11:12 PM, Kivam said:

Narg, why do the patriots fail so hard at drafting? With a huge need at passrush, a great class of 3-4 front seven players to choose from and a ton of picks in the first three rounds, they came away with a project OT, a CB, and two RBs??

 

Belichick smart like Narg and draft value. Not smart people no like McCourty pick last year.

 

  On 5/4/2011 at 11:45 PM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

Dear Narg,

 

Can you translate what Kivam just asked into English?

 

Kivam ask Narg why Kivam not understand football.

 

  On 5/5/2011 at 1:52 PM, bad company said:

Narg, if you starred in an Ad what would it be for?

 

Narg play dead bug in bug poison ad.

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

What's your favorite Fast Food Restaurant?

[Kivam]

  On 5/6/2011 at 3:19 AM, WWWwombat said:

  On 5/4/2011 at 11:12 PM, Kivam said:

Narg, why do the patriots fail so hard at drafting? With a huge need at passrush, a great class of 3-4 front seven players to choose from and a ton of picks in the first three rounds, they came away with a project OT, a CB, and two RBs??

 

Belichick smart like Narg and draft value. Not smart people no like McCourty pick last year.

 

Narg, I agree. Belichick is "smart like Narg"

[WWWwombat]

  On 5/6/2011 at 4:00 AM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

Dear Narg,

What's your favorite Fast Food Restaurant?

 

Narg like Burger King. Not enough human on menu though.

 

  On 5/6/2011 at 12:00 PM, Kivam said:

  On 5/6/2011 at 3:19 AM, WWWwombat said:

  On 5/4/2011 at 11:12 PM, Kivam said:

Narg, why do the patriots fail so hard at drafting? With a huge need at passrush, a great class of 3-4 front seven players to choose from and a ton of picks in the first three rounds, they came away with a project OT, a CB, and two RBs??

 

Belichick smart like Narg and draft value. Not smart people no like McCourty pick last year.

 

Narg, I agree. Belichick is "smart like Narg"

 

Narg resent that comment. Narg smart!

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

 

Who would YOU cast in the ever-important role of yourself in a WoT movie?

[Edielin]

Dear Narg,

 

How is human best done? Rare? Well-done? Lightly beaten with a sledgehammer? Sauteed in the heartbroken tears of infants?

 

Do tell.

[WWWwombat]

  On 5/9/2011 at 7:17 AM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

Dear Narg,

 

 

Who would YOU cast in the ever-important role of yourself in a WoT movie?

 

Narg or Hugh Jackman. Narg like him as Wolverine.

 

  On 5/9/2011 at 7:54 PM, Edielin said:

Dear Narg,

 

How is human best done? Rare? Well-done? Lightly beaten with a sledgehammer? Sauteed in the heartbroken tears of infants?

 

Do tell.

 

Narg like medium but that last one sound good.