Feast of Fools: Announcing The Feast of Fools!!!!

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Mmmm... snugglesmitetacklepounces .... excellent...

 

Err... I mean... Ummmmm... NOOOOOO!!!! How could you do this to me?

 

And my purple frilly shirt! Its all... torn!

[Banner-General of Fools]

Mmmm... snugglesmitetacklepounces .... excellent...

 

Err... I mean... Ummmmm... NOOOOOO!!!! How could you do this to me?

 

And my purple frilly shirt! Its all... torn!

 

That was the idea, oh SCoF!

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Well then... my exposed chest is yours banner-general... I submit...

[Captain-General of Fools]

Oh NoES! I cannot just let this happen! *Slides in stylistically*

 

Bring on your LIGHTnings, Aes Sedai! I shall dance in the SHADows!

 

*Poses*

 

 

While you're at it, fix that capslock button, too. *nods*

[Captain-General of Fools]

Well then... my exposed chest is yours banner-general... I submit...

 

Submit what? A resume? A theme paper? Speak, fool!

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Don't call me fool! Fool! I am Sword Captain of Fools! Doesn't mean I am one! Ok... maybe a I am... crap...

 

 

And I am submitting my calling card. *flexes his/her pectoral muscles*

[Keeper of Fools]

*walks up beside the Banner-General and looks the Sword-Captain up and down*

 

By order of the Amyrlin, you shall now be tickled, pinched and snugglebiten

 

*grins evily and ticklessungglebitespinches the Sword-Captain*

[Banner-General of Fools]

Thank you Keeper for helping me!

I think the Sword Captain needs a prettying.

[Master at Arms of Fools]

Oh NoES! I cannot just let this happen! *Slides in stylistically*

 

Bring on your LIGHTnings, Aes Sedai! I shall dance in the SHADows!

 

*Poses*

 

 

While you're at it, fix that capslock button, too. *nods*

 

Oops! I'm on that right away. The pesky thing always acts up like that.

Don't let him/her have all the fun. I like being tickled and pinched

too.

[MoN of Fools]

Well then... my exposed chest is yours banner-general... I submit...

 

Wait, did you just say that the banner-general's chest is exposed?

[Master at Arms of Fools]

That's what I thought it said too. And he/she gave up far

too quickly. *Shakes head*

[Banner-General of Fools]

I have not exposed MY chest, the SCoF exposed his/her chest to me.

But, since the Sword Captain said His/her exposed chest is mine, then, I guess I have a second, exposed chest.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Wait... we can change raising requirements for our poor followers??? Excellent!

 

*shrinks back from the glare*

 

 

I was just getting to that!

 

 

ALL ALGAI! TO BE RAISED ONE LEVEL UP YOU MUST SLAY..... THE VICIOUS KILLER BUNNY! What?? He has sharp fangs and all!

 

*rolls eyes* You are stealing the entire Holy Grail script Anyway, here's the shrubbery:

 

And any novices or accepted you run into... That way the MoNoF can't turn them on me!

 

*shrieks and runs off with shrubbery, herrings and all*

[Egwene Aes Sedai]

Whats going on here in my Fools Announcement Thread? *shrugs and watches the Fools*

 

I will update once Ive read all Fool Threads.

[Master at Arms of Fools]

Very true. So, I guess we are to be guessing who those Fools are?

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Of course I submitted too easily... I am a fool! *dances an upside down jig*

 

So... we are to guess who we think we are... because I am stumped about who I am!

[Egwene Aes Sedai]

Im a fool at this job! How do we vote? and where? *curses the forum for answers*

[poetstorm]

I have been pulled in by the irresistible scent of Monty Python quotes! Yes, they smell like coconuts. :D

 

So the killer bunny is back? Who has the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? *looks under Nargy’s bed* Are you hiding it in there?

[Nargbert]

Why would you expect anything HOLY under Nargs bed??? Seriously...

 

However you might find an easter egg or two...... Just saying.....

 

ba BAWK!

[poetstorm]

You may have a point….and just how OLD might that Easter Egg be? *withdraws from under the bed holding her nose* :P

[Amyrlin of Fools]

We don't need to vote. I win. See, that's easy.

[Egwene Aes Sedai]

*shakes her head*

 

No Mother of Fools, thats not how it works. you have to play by the rule of the Feast of Fools. Even you Mother, cant outrule those rules. :/

[Sword Captain of Fools]

How could you win mother?? I fixed the game and all the goodies are coming to me! Mmmmm... goodies... excellent... and the SCoF does like his/her goodies....

 

Bon bon... *drools*

[Keeper of Fools]

*eyes the SCoF*

 

You fixed it huh?

[Sword Captain of Fools]

I always do... Just like an adopted pet. :p