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*gets Wottom a Vodka Mar-tini. Shaken not Stirred as requested* There you go.

 

and yes Bard play us a fine song *chuckles*

Posted

The Bard Babe was thoroughly soaked with gin,

Long before poor Master Wottom walked in,

Now I know that this poem shall not stay G rated,

So I hope your literary desires have been sated.

 

*winks and calls for another drink*

Posted

ummm guys?? they are called JoTS

 

 

cracks up at jos

 

 

heres the JoTs from my squire vigil

 

 

By DJ for me

 

 

He loves Mat maybe for his flash

His favorite TV show is Mash

Works with court records for some cash

Dice battles with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

Dragons, wizards, and Scooby Doo

He collects these and likes them too

He loved spinach pie as he grew

He wrestles with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

He loves banbun, not sure about gin

In Ogier, the band, and the wolfkin

He jokes around and makes you grin

Dice drinks with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

 

these were my work

 

DirewolfJon is his name

Adding up figures is his game

selling maps to earn his pay

listening to music while dancing with Jak o' the Shadows

 

 

DJ pauses only to eat

fillet mingon his favoriet meat

and pumpkin pie (ever so sweet)

while dining with Jak o' the Shadows

 

 

 

Dont be a hypocrite and talk of treason

Dont yell at him with no reason

or hunting you will come in season

and youll be dodging Jak o' the shadows

 

He and his mates will form a band

to banish you forever from the land

and your only friends will be Lan and Rand

and Maybe a dancing Jak o' the Shadows

 

 

Dragons and wizards are his addiction

He'll sound his music collection

Apply to his squire for direction

and hes away with Jak o' the shadows

 

 

Hes no hero it seems

a family guy is what it means

I am no Aes Seadai meat he screams

but ill outwit Jak o' the shadows!

Posted (edited)

DL are you the "Mistress of Temptation" or is that Zeth Alley?

And I loved M.A.S.H. too . The good old 4077th medical corps.

I'm sure the band could do with something similar during engagements.

Edited by wottom
Posted

Been thinking - you must have heard the cogs grinding.

Aes Sedai bond their warders

Aiel bond with hteir sisters

 

Rand set a new trend bonding with his 3 ladies.

Is your banded also following this trend and he is your partner, husband even?

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