The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[wottomc]

*turns*

Is that how one gets service in this tavern?

[wottomc]

*whistles twice while winking at Dragonlover*

[The Bard Babe]

*grins at wottom's entrance and grins at the newcomer*

 

Hiya! I'm BB, resident bard.

[ruairidh7]

BB play us a song!

[Volkeskirata]

*gets Wottom a Vodka Mar-tini. Shaken not Stirred as requested* There you go.

 

and yes Bard play us a fine song *chuckles*

[wottomc]

thanks bar tender

*sip*

mm nice, but where I come from it should be served with a cherry on a cocktail stick

Edited May 2, 2012 by wottom

[wottomc]

*turns to BB*

Hi there BB. My names Bond-ed, Not Bond-ed but you can call me Wot.

[wottomc]

Doesn't a bard recite as well as sing? Give us your best BB.

A drink for a performance seems fair.

[The Bard Babe]

The Bard Babe was thoroughly soaked with gin,

Long before poor Master Wottom walked in,

Now I know that this poem shall not stay G rated,

So I hope your literary desires have been sated.

 

*winks and calls for another drink*

[ruairidh7]

Haha very good

[wottomc]

*whistles and bangs table with hands*

Bravo, bravo

Well done B

A gin for the lady

and a mat tini for me

*sits beside BB and slaps her on back*

[The Bard Babe]

Well thanks guys, and thank you muchly Wot. *sips gin*

 

I really should take hte time to contribute to the JoS thread, shouldn't I?

[wottomc]

JoS?

[wottomc]

Just cracked the code.

Jack o' the Shadows

[dicetosser1]

ummm guys?? they are called JoTS

 

 

cracks up at jos

 

 

heres the JoTs from my squire vigil

 

 

By DJ for me

 

 

He loves Mat maybe for his flash

His favorite TV show is Mash

Works with court records for some cash

Dice battles with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

Dragons, wizards, and Scooby Doo

He collects these and likes them too

He loved spinach pie as he grew

He wrestles with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

He loves banbun, not sure about gin

In Ogier, the band, and the wolfkin

He jokes around and makes you grin

Dice drinks with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

 

these were my work

 

DirewolfJon is his name

Adding up figures is his game

selling maps to earn his pay

listening to music while dancing with Jak o' the Shadows

 

 

DJ pauses only to eat

fillet mingon his favoriet meat

and pumpkin pie (ever so sweet)

while dining with Jak o' the Shadows

 

 

 

Dont be a hypocrite and talk of treason

Dont yell at him with no reason

or hunting you will come in season

and youll be dodging Jak o' the shadows

 

He and his mates will form a band

to banish you forever from the land

and your only friends will be Lan and Rand

and Maybe a dancing Jak o' the Shadows

 

 

Dragons and wizards are his addiction

He'll sound his music collection

Apply to his squire for direction

and hes away with Jak o' the shadows

 

 

Hes no hero it seems

a family guy is what it means

I am no Aes Seadai meat he screams

but ill outwit Jak o' the shadows!

[The Bard Babe]

Oh my god I LOVE M*A*S*H!!!!!!!!

 

It's an amazing show.

[dragonlover]

ahh the good old JoTSi missed these

[wottomc]

DL are you the "Mistress of Temptation" or is that Zeth Alley?

And I loved M.A.S.H. too . The good old 4077th medical corps.

I'm sure the band could do with something similar during engagements.

Edited May 7, 2012 by wottom

[dragonlover]

nope im the Mistress of Temptation, zeth is my banded

[wottomc]

Then would you care to join us for a drink?

What's your poison?

[dragonlover]

sure a drink is always good, ill take a line of flaming shots please

[wottomc]

Make that two bartender, time to show I'm a real man!

[wottomc]

Been thinking - you must have heard the cogs grinding.

Aes Sedai bond their warders

Aiel bond with hteir sisters

 

Rand set a new trend bonding with his 3 ladies.

Is your banded also following this trend and he is your partner, husband even?

[dragonlover]

nope my other half likes wheel of time but he aint part of DM

[wottomc]

His loss is our gain.

So who is Zeth and what is a banded?