[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

had to close a window. i can't multitask.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and hoodwinked is on XD which i remember liking alot but... way overwhelmed atm.

[Aiel Heart]

Oh crap why am I enjoying Phineas and Ferb so much today?

 

Their snobby english cousins think that Ferb has lost his british.

 

Good episode. Seen the time traveling one??

[Aiel Heart]

*has an unnatural obsession to that show*

 

LOL Candice is trying to learn a British accent now.

Because she's silly :P that's why Jeremy loves her though

[Smiley73]

rawr

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

meow

[Aiel Heart]

cock-a-doodle-doo

[Aiel Heart]

Anyone here want to watch the first half of The Fellowship of the Ring?

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Sounds cool. Might this have something to do with that Fellowship of the Ring thread I saw?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

she's selling it

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

For how much? I only have 7 Andoran gold marks.

[Perfexionist]

That should be more than enough.

[Crimson_Ayla]

I have three chickens and a sock

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

True, considering 1 silver penny can buy a horse... that would be one expensive movie.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

as promised, i get spammed in e-mail, i post it here. cause i don't forward this crap.

 

Three Holy Men and a Bear

 

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

 

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

 

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

 

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

True, considering 1 silver penny can buy a horse... that would be one expensive movie.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

 

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

 

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

 

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

 

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

 

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus..Hallelujah!

 

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, ....circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*rim-shot*

[Aiel Heart]

*Runs around in circles*

[Leyrann]

*spams*

[Leyrann]

I heard you typing...

[Smiley73]

rawr

[Leyrann]

lol.