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once you've reproduced, your dna is done with the shell carrying it.

 

humans luck out because of the extended childrearing required to pass on all the cultural stuff most likely.

 

but bugs.. well.

 

extended childbearing is probably because humans are soft and weak I mean we can take in excess of a year just to walk a few steps, many other animals can do that nearly as soon as the are out of the womb or at the most in a few weeks (I'm thinking birds leaving the nest on that one, any other creature has at least basic movement straight after birth, I mean kangaroo babies travel all the way up into the mothers pouch)

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." Each next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.

 

I love :D

 

smart bartender...

 

An neutron walks into a bar and orders a couple drinks, after he is done he asks the bartender how much he has to pay, to which the bartender replied, "For you no charge"

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An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears to be black from here."

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