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What can I not use sarcasism anymore?

 

You know I love you right AJ Sedai?

 

Fnorrll sir, I have a question...since I am Senior Algai, where should I stand in the march?

 

*flashes most charming smile*

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*eyes Fnorrll*

 

That could work

 

*smiles so charmingly that Mat himself would be proud*

 

Well since you have done so well bringing in newbies I hereby dub thee Warder Herald for the month. Your duties as Herald shall be to announce to everyone who we are and to call cadence as we march.

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Okay! :biggrin:

 

*weaves through all the Warders, with deadly grace, and stands beside Fnorrll*

 

Cadence?

 

 

Military cadence, a chant that is sung by military personnel while marching.

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Yeah...still don't know what that is...is it that "I don't know what I've been told" song?

Thats one. Any of the Band of the Red Hand songs would work.

 

Left, left, left right left. Cadence is typically a song that carries that beat. Does that make sense or am I butchering the explaination?

 

Everywhere we go

People want to know

who we are

so we tell them

we are the warders

mighty mighty warders

 

 

 

Model A ford

and a tank full of gas

a mouth full of xxxx

and a hand full of xxxx

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You could try these Lessa;

 

 

Mama Mama can't you see

What this road is doing to me

Mama Mama can't you see

What this road is doing to me

 

Chorus is a chant of the tune

(Whoa whoa), (Yay yay) or (Da da dada)

 

Mama Mama can't you see

What these boots are doing to me

 

Mama mama can't you see

Both my feet were blister free

 

 

Mama mama don't you care

I've got sweaty underwear.

 

Joined the army to get in shape

But all I do is hurry and wait

 

They put me in a barber's chair

Shaved my head 'til it was bare.

 

Use to wear designer jeans

Now I'm dressed in jungle greens

 

Thought I'd get to get to have some fun

But all I do is shoot my gun

 

They took away my life of fun

Now all I do is shoot my gun

They took away my gin and rum

Now I'm up before the sun

 

Used to drive a Chevrolet

Now I'm marching all the way

 

Used to drive a Cadillac

Now I pack it on my back

 

They took away my set of wheels

Now I've blisters on my heels.

 

I used to date a beauty queen

Now I hump my M16

 

Up in the morning much too soon

We're still marching after noon.

 

Keep on looking straight ahead

To a warm and cozy bed.

 

Dressed in Green and looking mean

We ought to be in the marines

 

Standing tall and looking good

We ought to be in Hollywood

 

Ain't no use in looking down

There is no discharge on the ground.

 

Ain't no use in going slow

There are many miles to go

 

Ain't no point in going fast

We shall never be the last

 

**** ****(Someone's name) Don't be blue

Frankenstein was ugly too

 

**** ****(Someone's name) is looking green

We all pissed in his/her canteen

 

This was one of my favorites!

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I know it is a little "modern" but I didn't use them in the civil war....lol. Or in the Wheel of Time for that fact. Put your own spin on it.

 

Veranza

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