The Dumbest Thing You Ever Heard OR Saw

[Ikkarus]

Like the name says: what is the most stupid thing you have ever heard anyone say ? You can be serious or silly about it.

 

I will go first. I have heard a lot of stupid things from people, but the one of the worst I have ever heard and the most recent, one of my peers on the biology track said just today, in all seriousness, "There is no way animals came before humans !" ...Honestly, I was struck dumb myself by just hearing that, especially from someone who wants to major in biology. It was really exactly like saying, "There is no way the earth is round !" or "There is no way the sky is blue!" - it is irrefutable fact, so regardless of beliefs, you can not deny it . Ja...so they are probably going to be dropping away from biology and any natural science if they reject facts, especially one so integral to the study. I am still flabbergasted , just thinking about it...

 

EDIT: Now, it is heard or saw .

[TheMasterDude]

They should become a religion major...

[Ikkarus]

Lol - they should. By the way, does anyone understand these things ? I remember seeing commercials for these when I was very young, between 1995-1999 (their song gets stuck in your head and makes you remember )...and though not the dumbest thing I have ever seen...it is definitely the most random.

 

 

Ch-ch-ch-chia looooool.

[ed2funy]

I looked into the mirror today. :/

[shadow walker]

I saw someone sniff a black pepper, lemon juice mixture..it was funny 10 bucks would not get him to do it again haha

[Locke]

I think that it is not very likely that animals came before humans, considering the facts. (And also replying to meaning since technically the above statement is a lie.)

 

Lol Ed.

 

Anyway, your face.

[shadow walker]

another thing I saw on campus once was baseball, with a broken pool cue, and 3week old expired tuna wraps.....

[Talmanes]

I saw someone sniff a black pepper, lemon juice mixture..it was funny 10 bucks would not get him to do it again haha

Lol does that make it bad that I ate a lemon followed by a jalapeno for free?

 

And maybe not the dumbest ever, but the following quotes are from someone I know:

"How does one become a widow?"

"Well how many times have you been to Welsh?!"