Honeymoon

[reyler]

*steals the teapot from loki's avatar*

[mmeeshal]

*shoves all three spouts in reyler's mouth*

[reyler]

*abruptly changes the subject to something less dirty-sounding*

[cosmicpanda]

Meesh, how lewd!  :o  >:(  :-[

[Blig Blog]

Meesh: You go girl! :D

 

Huh? :-\

[mmeeshal]

*giggles*

 

The best part about all of this is:

 

I can be so lewd, crude, nasty, and I don't even know what I'm saying. :D

 

Yay me!

[reyler]

I expect you could expand your level of prurient thought with just the least bit of effort

[mmeeshal]

What if I don't want to?

[reyler]

Then you are a terrible person and I condemn you to die at dawn.

 

Fiddles training almost took over when I typed "person" and instinctively began typing "above me"

[mmeeshal]

Bah.  Dawn.  I'll die in my sleep then.  I'm incapable of waking before 8 am.

[reyler]

I'm capable of waking up before ten, I do every work day; that doesn't mean I'm any good if I do.

[mmeeshal]

Yer point, slave girl?

[reyler]

Sorry, I'm dom, not sub; it is damane to whom you speak

[mmeeshal]

Meh, so explain to me where the screwdriver went.

[reyler]

The side of your head, obviously.

 

I really was going to give a much lewder response, but I almost thought I was being set up for it.

[mmeeshal]

Well, you're learning then, if you were only almost sure.

[reyler]

Ah, well, see, now I'm pretty much convinced that this whole innocence thing is all an act.

[mmeeshal]

Actually, it's not.  Sometimes I can see, in retrospect, how my words could be misread. Sometimes I don't say something because I have a feeling you guys will see it as dirty, somehow. Occasionally, I have to avoid saying something because I KNOW it's dirty. But only once have I looked at a post and had to redirect my thoughts. That was in Word Association.

[reyler]

*fills meesh's head full of mud*

[mmeeshal]

I hope that mud will rejuvenate my mind and smooth out my wrinkles!

[reyler]

But the wrinkles in your brain are memories!

[mmeeshal]

Yes, and I'd be hopelessly unintelligent without all the info storage space, but what would that change?

[reyler]

Well just think, with a clean slate I could mold you in my own image.

[mmeeshal]

Hm.  You could call me reyling.

[reyler]

Or I could just call you The Gimp