Honeymoon

[Toy and Minion]

I agree.  More cupids.

[mmeeshal]

But that's just mean.

 

Oh, wait, that's the point.

[Toy and Minion]

[mmeeshal]

Now you know

 

The REST.

 

Of the story.

[Toy and Minion]

It's funny cuz it's a finger.  Lolz

[mmeeshal]

Why would a finger be funny?

*chuckles*

[Toy and Minion]

Rhetorical questions don't fly her, soldier!  They run and talk!  GET THAT THROUGH YOUR NUMB SKULL, NUMBSKULL!!!

[mmeeshal]

Ha...*drifts*

 

My skull ain't numb....my brain is, dude...

[Toy and Minion]

That's it!  500 words a post, right now missy!  And no grammatical errors!

[mmeeshal]

can't

[Toy and Minion]

You disobeying a direct order?  I'll use your body to clean out the cannon! 

[mmeeshal]

My cell phone has a 512-character limit.

[Toy and Minion]

Is that so?  Oh, well, then I guess you can have a pass.

 

Do you ever have any days off?

[mmeeshal]

tell you in a moment.

[mmeeshal]

Okay.  I work every weekday.  I usually have the weekends off.  Linda doesn't let ppl off for anything not serious.  I've done so much for her now that she's giving me a raise months early, but when I asked to have the 24th off, she told me I had to find someone to switch shifts with.  Which is near impossible.  end rant.

[Toy and Minion]

Well, at least you got a raise early.  That's good.

[mmeeshal]

That's why I haven't yet quit, with all the last-minute schedule changes.  I was there 12 hours yesterday.

[Toy and Minion]

Sounds like my mom.

[mmeeshal]

Speaking of parents.  My parents are looking up my DM stats.  And yours.

[Toy and Minion]

...why?

[mmeeshal]

I really don't know.

[Toy and Minion]

...

 

Not sure I ever WANT to know...

[reyler]

They probably think you're a forty-five year old man out to do something profane to her in a dark alley.

 

Or, less severe, "uh-oh, a boy!"

[mmeeshal]

Actually, it seems they wanted to determine how much I'm online, and looked up "this DSage guy" while they were at it.

[Toy and Minion]

I have no clue how I should convey my feelings about that.