Honeymoon

[Toy and Minion]

It's his own fault

[Thorum]

(it's the yeast)

 

Are you calling Raena a bacteria? I'll cut you!

 

You're gonna have to check your textbooks again. Yeast is a fungus, not a bacteria.

 

*Throws a whole lot of them in barmys left eye*

[Toy and Minion]

*catches in mouth*

 

What?  They help with the mustache.

 

*pets mustache*

[Toy and Minion]

And now, the tongs.

[GrandpaG]

* takes a really deep drag off from his pipe of Two Rivers tabac, then sits back to enjoy the show *  :D

[Toy and Minion]

Two Rivers tabac.  Good stuff.  True Fiddlesticks Leaf only has it beaten by a small margin.

[reyler]

:D :D :D Smarmacral is Canadian and thusly just about the least threatening thing in the universe

[Thorum]

Less than a rat eye?

[reyler]

Less threatening than a single strand of hair.

[MsDanya]

Wifey! *smooch* soooo honey, whatcha want for your anniversary?  ;D

[Raena]

Wifey!  :-* I want... a surprise  :D

[MsDanya]

you got it!  ;D :-*

[reyler]

A good surprise, or will having a snake fall on you from out of a tree be sufficient?

[Toy and Minion]

I was imagining something more along the line of a chocolate pool and...

 

Yeah...

[reyler]

Complete with inflatable chocolate crocodile?

[Toy and Minion]

...not quite...

[reyler]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THREAD IN FIDDLES

[Raena]

YES IT IS

 

oh and I'd like a surprise involving reyler

[Toy and Minion]

I don't know about the most, but it's definitely in the top five.

[reyler]

I say it's the most important because it's the closest shot we have at outpacing the Kin, and we'd be doing better if more people were here posting in it!

[Felicur]

*starts nailing posts into the ground* Why are we trying to outpost the kin?

[reyler]

Because this is the demesne of Spam and therefore having anyone else outspam us is embarrassing and unacceptable! And because this thread is still like two thousand posts behind theirs  :P

[Felicur]

Ahh...i see *hammers in a few more posts*...we better start posting then  :P

[reyler]

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!

[Felicur]

Duno that one...know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song if thats any good?