The Stumbling Soldier IV

[North Star]

*gives out brew*

bottoms up :D watch out for the coin ;)

[Helike]

*accepts brew*

 

Thanks!

[goldeneys]

hey we didn't get a brawl last tavern, we need to have one.

[woolhead]

haha, I agree goldie.

[Guest Seryanne]

*runs in, throws a chair a Sei'Car and a table at woolhead*

 

*makes noises that implicate Helike in the throwing*

 

~(helike noises... i wonder what they'd sound like)~

 

*runs out again*

[Spacey]

*walks in and pulls up a chair*

 

Man, this bar changes almost as much as my corner!

 

Thanks Northie for the brew!

 

*drinks brew*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*walks through the doorway, ducking Sery's table*

 

Thanks for the brew, Northie!

 

*takes a seat next to Spacey to observe the impending brawl*

[Steel Axe]

*sits on an empty stool at the bar and drinks a bandy, watching for flying furniture*

[woolhead]

*after seeing Spacey walk in just as Sery left, dives headlong into Spacey and tackles him to the floor*

[Spacey]

*sensing trouble coming from Cads' body language Spacey is ready for Wooly's attack, rolling over with him and allowing his weight to carry him off of me and stopping abruptly into the wall*

 

*finishes brew* (no brew was hurt in the making of this brawl)

 

*Slides back up behind Cads and kisses her lightly on the cheek before jumping to the top of the bar*

[Spacey]

*whistles loudly*

 

*three instument packing gleemen dive into the bar ninja style and go to the stage breaking out their instruments and begin playing Green Day's Misery*

 

 

Hooooowwwwwlllllll!!!!!!!!! Now it is a party!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*ducks and covers her brew with a hand to avoid spillage due to the flying and jumping bodies and furniture*

[Steel Axe]

*finishs drinking his bandy and sits back to see how this fight starts.*

[Spacey]

*from the top of the bar, Spacey looks down at Wooly laying spralled out on the floor from hitting the wall earlier*

 

Can you smell what the Spacey is cookin'!

 

*tip toeing up to the edge of the bar, Spacey spreads his arms out majestically, looks up, looks down at his target, and jumps into the air preforming a double-twist one-and-a-half backflip in the air leading his elbow down into Wooly's mid section!*

 

Wooooooo!

[woolhead]

LOL!

*scrambles to his feet and looks over the room waiting to see what happens next*

[woolhead]

*fervently hopes for some sort of help* :?

[Guest Cadsuane]

*pulls out ventriloquism skills throws her voice, insulting Wooly in steel's voice*

 

*all the while, sipping her brew and going unnoticed*

[Spacey]

*Runs across the bar in a frenzy looking like he is going after Steel but slides gracefully next to Cads*

 

Come on Caddy, quit playin and throw down girl! Where are those nasty needles at?

 

*kisses Cads again for good measure*

 

*grabs a stray chair and tosses it at Steel*

 

I swear this is the slowest starting brawl I have ever been in!

[woolhead]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

THAT'S IT!

 

*pulls out a can of spinach from his back pocket and downs it*

 

YOU are all going down now, i suggest you all choose your sides! :twisted: :twisted:

[Spacey]

*after throwing the chair Spacey sides steps and grabs Wooly by the side*

 

I choose this side...*slams Wooly sideways into a sidebar*...nah, maybe this side...*slams Wooly the other sideways into a passing sidecar*

 

*chuckle*

 

Woo hooo!

 

*runs back to the top of the bar and scans the room*

[Steel Axe]

*catches chair* thanks spacester *smashes wool with the chair, then picks him up and throws him at spacey*

[goldeneys]

*picks Steel up and flings him at Spacey*

*dives at Sery*

[Guest Cadsuane]

Lol! Sides, teehee! :lol: I pick sides too!

 

*whips out her knitting needles, flys into a poking frenzy, tickle-jabbing first at Wooly's sides, then Steel's, then Spacey's*

[Steel Axe]

*flies into spacey knocking him off the bar and slams his head into the ground for good measure then dives at gold jr.*

[Spacey]

*catches Wooly in mid air*

 

Ha ha ha ha, this is kinda fun Steel!

 

*pulling Wooly up by his collar, I twist him around and upsidedown*

 

POWER BOMB

 

*Jumps up into the air and powerbombs Wooly into the floor*