Shakespearean Time!

[chillimous]

Anyone who posts in this thread, i will insult... But with shakespearean etiquite and style!

[Roka]

go ahead

[chillimous]

Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!

[Roxinos]

Thou art a quailing boil-brained monkey!

[chillimous]

Thou warped hasty-witted dewberry!

[Azshaya]

Thine mother was a hamster, and doth father smelt' of elderberries

[Zyrshnikashnu]

Shakespeare's characters all suck. They're all so damned predicatable.

 

"Oh my! Something dramatic seems to have happened, so I'm going to act on my first impulse!"

"Oh my! I seem to have killed myself!"

[Guest TheDemigod]

oh my

[chillimous]

Thine mother was a hamster' date=' and doth father smelt' of elderberries[/quote']

 

Thou fawning malmsey-nosed baggage!

 

Shakespeare's characters all suck. They're all so damned predicatable.

 

"Oh my! Something dramatic seems to have happened' date=' so I'm going to act on my first impulse!"

"Oh my! I seem to have killed myself!"[/quote']

 

Thou rank beef-witted puttock

 

oh my

 

Thou vain motley-minded fustilarian

[Canukistani]

Thou weedy hell-hated scut!

[chillimous]

Thou impertinent brazen-faced maggot-pie!

[Gerrendus]

Thou Ignorant, Rabbit Loving Boot-licker

[chillimous]

Thou goatish base-court fustilarian

[Azshaya]

You know

That form of speaking is so old

The insults don't mean anything anymore

[Guest TheDemigod]

still amusing

[Gerrendus]

of course it is

thou art a liver licking, crow footed rapscallion

[chillimous]

You know

That form of speaking is so old

The insults don't mean anything anymore

 

Silence, begone, ye giddy goose!

[Gerrendus]

i doth believe that that was a good insult chilli

thou art a fine breath of fresh air from this stuffiness of these crude companions

[chillimous]

That's a compliment, what you just said! XD Clever.

 

 

It would've been good a few hundred years ago, ok, times change, thou spongy milk-livered haggard!

[Gerrendus]

woolheaded idiot i knew that

(to borrow from expressions in Randland)

[Zyrshnikashnu]

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

[Gerrendus]

but how are you to be so sure that it won't be your own wit to first go in the hole?

[Guest TheDemigod]

*decides to stand by, watching*

[Gerrendus]

*challenges zyr*

[Guest TheDemigod]

you're all ass holes!