Locke....keep him?

[ed2funy]

In the slow roaster.

I would obviously put him in there alive. The screams help marinate his pitiful soul. :P :D

[Locke]

How will you get him in there?

[ed2funy]

You see that chain around his neck?

The chain is tethered to the Slow Roaster, so all I have to do is start cranking it.

[Locke]

If he is found guilty of having more cons than pros AND is not taken by Meesh I assume?

 

Also, what if he decides to fight back should all this occur?

[ed2funy]

He will die even if the pros win. Meesh will have to coordinate his funeral.

He can try, but seeing as the chain is already around is his neck, and the barbed wire around his lungs....it will be futile.

[Locke]

Um, so what is the point of all this?

[ed2funy]

:o

I needed a reason?!

Uh oh.

[Locke]

A reason, no.  A point, yes.

[ed2funy]

Same difference.

Sharpen your pencil, and your answers will become clear.

[Locke]

No it's not!

 

Sorry, too lazy.

[ed2funy]

Tis is. :P

 

Meh...*throws sharpener at Locke*

[Locke]

Nope.

 

Meh, still too lazy.

[ed2funy]

Yup. :P

 

*grabs Locke's finger, and shoves it into the sharpener*

[Anoxanmore]

Leave him!

[ed2funy]

Leave him on the side of the highway in a box?

[Anoxanmore]

Steel box yes

[the world asunder]

But the slow roasting sounds much better! ::)

[Anoxanmore]

You can slow roast him in a steel box.

[the world asunder]

*lights fire*

[Anoxanmore]

Yes, yes!

[the world asunder]

*puts steel box on fire*

Now where has locke gone to...?

*has idea*

*puts tainted brownies in box as bait*

[ed2funy]

*tosses Locke into the box and watches as he licks the brownies*

 

:D

[Anoxanmore]

FIRE, HEH HEH HEH HEH, FIRE, YES, FIRE!

[ed2funy]

:o

Someone likes fire!

*looks in the mirror*

I do too! :D

[Locke]

Pfft, you guys fail at the art of luring Locke. ::)