Locke....keep him?

[ed2funy]

Come on...let's see your arguments/reasons for keeping him....or for disowning him.

 

PRO:

1. He is Tainty

2. He has multiple personalities

 

CON:

1. One of his personalities happens to be, sadly, Locke.

2. He is short.

 

 

:D

[mmeeshal]

CON:

2. He is short.

So are you.

[Locke]

One of the other personalities is Eebs, FYI.

 

I say disown him:

 

CON:

 

3)He writes in blue.

 

4)He uses parentheses after reasons and then doesn't leave a space.

[ed2funy]

Not as short. :P

 

Locke is....short short. :D

[aemonkristen]

As long as someone else cleans up after him...

[ed2funy]

Well....Meesh, wanna volunteer?

[mmeeshal]

Well, you should've specified that in the first place. :P :D

 

As my brother Christopher says, he likes being small.  Being small is good.  You can fit into small spaces. ;D

 

Also...if you decide the cons outweigh the pros, and get rid of him, just let me know, I'll take him. :D

 

**edit new (2)**

I don't do cleanup duty. I'm too lazy.

[ed2funy]

lol!

 

You can have him, but he doesn't come with a house.

[Locke]

What does he come with then?

 

Yay, it's a win win!  Being...outconned by pros.....or taken by Meesh!

[ed2funy]

He comes with one Eeblish biscuit, a tutu (pink), and a leash.

[mmeeshal]

Works for me, and then some!

 

Let me know what you decide. ;)

[ed2funy]

It will also cost you five dollar bucks. ;)

[Locke]

Mhmm, Eeblish biscuit. :)

 

Works for me, and then some!

 

Let me know what you decide. ;)

Meez too!

 

It will also cost you five dollar bucks. ;)

What? RIPOFF!  He isn't worth five dollars. PLUS, you're trying to get rid of him.  Therefore, she should get a REWARDS for her HONORABLE sacrifice.

 

 

[ed2funy]

Pssh....this world is all about profit. ::)

[mmeeshal]

Hey now, what's up with putting your color in my post, Eebs? :D :P

 

Ed, methinks that so far you and I were the only ones who fully enjoyed your 10 dollar and five dollar bucks comments. ;D

 

But I think neither of you are right--your payment is for me to take him off your hands (in the event you decide to get rid of him), and my payment is to take him off your hands...

 

So it all works out in the end.  8)

[ed2funy]

Where is the monetary substance?!

You no pay, you no take.

>:(

 

 

(Also, I think so. It was a funny typo :D)

[mmeeshal]

So you've decided to keep him, eh?

 

Good to know. ;)

 

(I found it more than funny--I thought it was HILARIOUS. :D  But then again, methinks I'm desperate for humor >.>)

[Locke]

Meesh no take, you must keep. :P

 

Uh,... *blames the Taint*  Taint changed the colour of your post......

 

Now I feel like I'm missing something....because I obviously am....

[ed2funy]

No. Meesh no pay. I kill and cook.

 

Eeblish Meat Pies, coming in April at a Tower near you. ;D

[mmeeshal]

Wow.  Take that long to cook him up?

[Locke]

What if he kills you instead? :-\

 

Ooh, me wants some!

[aemonkristen]

Wow.  Take that long to cook him up?

 

Well, you have to marinate him properly. It just wouldn't do to throw him straight on the fire. You have to let the meat soak up the juices and spices first, so that get that special flavor after the hickory roasting.

 

*wipes drool off his chin and checks the calendar*

[Locke]

Still, 1 month?

[ed2funy]

Yup. Slllloooooooooowwwww Roasted. :D

[Locke]

How would you kill him?