Can I be your derivative?

[Locke]

*blinks* *mumbles* You're a butterfly....

[Talmanes]

What's in that pipe, hashish?

[WWWwombat]

I killed Tom BOmbadil and stole his yellow boots.

[Talmanes]

LIES!!!

[WWWwombat]

Truth, not lies.  I choked that annoying bastard to death.  Why do you think he wasn't in the movies?

[Talmanes]

He was on vacation.

[WWWwombat]

No, he was dead.  I gave his corpse to that ornery willow tree near his house.

[Talmanes]

You mean Willy? I just saw him and he didn't have Tom.

[WWWwombat]

No, I mean Old Man Willow.

[Talmanes]

Yeah Willy.

[WWWwombat]

Yeah well he ate Tom's corpse.

[Talmanes]

That's debatable.

[WWWwombat]

I saw him eat it.

[Talmanes]

That is also debatable.

[Locke]

That is also debatable.

[Talmanes]

The fact that the debatedness of the debatable fact that Wombat "saw him eat it" is debatable, is debatable.

[Locke]

That everything is debatable is debatable, but like many debatable things, it's a moot debate as both debaters know the outcome of the debate before the debate even begins.

[WWWwombat]

Also debatable.  Let's not debate it though.

[Talmanes]

Agreed.

[Locke]

*debates*

[Talmanes]

*laughs*

[Locke]

*paddles boat*

[Talmanes]

Paddle faster I hear banjo music!

[ed2funy]

*paddles Locke*

Bad!

[mcs0083]

Paddles the ping pong ball