Rhyming

[mmeeshal]

*doesn't feel like rhyming*

I always have bad timing.

[Locke]

Except when you have good timing!

At least I'm still rhyming.

[mmeeshal]

Good for you!

Don't go and moo

Bite and chew

EAT SOME STEW

[Locke]

Cockadoodledoo,

The clock strikes two,

And many might say,

Today is the day.

[ed2funy]

What is a day?

A life at bay?

Dirty old hay.

Get away!

 

 

 

[Locke]

Thank ye I do not.

For you are far too distraught.

Perhaps you should consider

Not being quite so bitter.

[ed2funy]

But the cat's litter,

I can see it titter!

It mocks me,

Like a spelling bee.

[Locke]

"Bah," I say.

And then I'm stuck with ay.

Perhaps I should

Put on my hood.

[mmeeshal]

I shall go read

It's a good book indeed

[Locke]

Good books go by so fast.

As soon as you start, it's in the past.

[mmeeshal]

I couldn't agree more if I tried

Though it's too bad my iPod is fried

I do love listening to music too

And now that's something that's hard to do

[aemonkristen]

now I sit here broken hearted

tried to poop but only farted

Had to fart and took a chance

now I've gone and soiled my pants

[mmeeshal]

Ewwwww.....

You......

Are gross...

I vomited up my toast....

[ed2funy]

lmao....

That is funnier than Hoff!

 

(sound out l.m.a.o.)

[Talmanes]

What is going on?

I feel I'm just a pawn.

I didn't want to rhyme you see.

Make it stop, this is my plea!

 

[ed2funy]

Oh nice.

Qauters for Talmanes.

 

sorry...no rhyme.

[mmeeshal]

If you don't want to rhyme

Don't post in the thread

You don't have to chime

In with your dread.

[ed2funy]

Lays down on a bed.

Oh I have no dread.

I wonder, oh wonder.

That was a blunder.

[Locke]

Indeed it was

A grave mistake

Worth a "tut tut"

And not at all fake.

 

[aemonkristen]

On the tray, his lifeless head

"You fool!", I roared, "I said his BED!"

 

[Locke]

Maybe now is the time

To run off south

with some rum and a lime.