The Bela Thread (Full Spoilers).

[Luckers]

She's a horse. Possibly a horse-bovine hybrid. Any other suggestions will be met with the Banhammer!

 

Merry Christmas.

 

 

(This thread is for all holiday shenanigans, not just for those of you who are christian and/or materialistic commercialists)

[ed2funy]

Bela is the Holy, and Almighty Creator.

She controls all that Is, but She, in her infinite wisdom, leaves us to figure things out ourselves.

 

:D

We have started the Church of Bela.

[Teslan]

Bela is Nargs estranged daughter, he was gonna slaughter all the horses but her mother gave him such a look.....

 

You can imagine the rest  ;)

[ed2funy]

Such Blaspheming on Her Holiness!!!

 

 

(P.S. That was funny, and could provide a great story)

[Luckers]

I remember, this one time, Rand suggested Egwene bring Bela along for a ride. And things proceeded with a tedious inevitability...

[lordofsoup]

Wish she would just die and all this silliness would go out of the world.  Bela cant even do anything useful, like fly or anything.  My solution would be to use her as the next plug to the DO's prison.

[ed2funy]

:-\

 

 

My only reply must be All praise Her Holiness...

 

 

Psst....what is your reference...

 

EDIT NEW: We cannot leave the Creator to be used as a cork.

She flies when no one looks.

Can we see the wind?

 

Bela is there. Always. Everywhere.

[Luckers]

Ok, let's say your right. Lets say Bela is some kind of deity. What makes you think she's a nice deity? I don't see her shooting lazerbeams out of her eyes at the Dark One.

[ed2funy]

She will let mankind deal with it, but don't think in the LB, that the Humble Horse will just stand by.

 

"Rand was about to slip on the bloody rocks of SG, and out of nowhere, Bela was there propping him up."

 

 

That is a spoiler from AMoL. ;)

[Luckers]

I think your being optimistic. Bela's spent the past six months with Aes Sedai--she probably wants to end the world just as much as the Dark One now.

[ed2funy]

:D :D :D

 

Bela, in her infinite wisdom has given Egwene the method to root out the Black fester in the Tower.

She has given Egwene the views that will change the way AS work and think.

 

Bela is the source of the upcoming change in the world.

Think not that she takes no part in helping Man.

[Luckers]

You see this is my problem with you religious types--so blind with your faith that you never consider that Bela may just decide to crush the world under her stern and undiscerning hoof.

 

(I'm being funny, no real world parallel intentions meant).

[ed2funy]

Bela may or may not.

But we have faith that Her love is overflowing.

 

She will not harm what she has Created.

 

 

(It's okay, I'm not even religious in RL. I don't think anyone else would take offense.)

[lordofsoup]

i take offense i am a monk

 

lol

[ed2funy]

*sighs*

 

shhhh....it's ok....

It's okay....

 

Pray to Bela, and meditate in Her Presence for the next 24 hours, while fasting on sugar cubes and two apples.

[Luckers]

i take offense i am a monk

 

I'm strangely ok with that.

[ed2funy]

With his Monk-ness or his offended state of being?

[lordofsoup]

I got it.  Bela is Demandred.

[ed2funy]

Nope....

Bela ate Demandred...

[lordofsoup]

My inner nerd is really comming out tonight.  I think I have added 40 posts to my post count.  I think Bela will never be involved in the story again to any extent.  Who wants to ride a lame horse that is very slow, except to Suian, but she has no balance.  Bela would win the slowest horse prize.

[ed2funy]

You remember not the flight from the Two Rivers.

Where Bela granted Rand the ability to channel, and she carried Egwene to safety without the help of anyone else.

[lordofsoup]

I give up, I will never convince u that Bela isnt special.  Bela was Tam's horse right?  i cant remember, but do u think that he would have cared that someone ran off with his horse?

[ed2funy]

Bela came back to him the first night the group slept in Lan's little camp hole in the ground thing and left Tam a note explaining everything.

[Luckers]

With his Monk-ness or his offended state of being?

 

I choose E. All of the Above.

 

 

[ed2funy]

lmao....

 

I would like to know what C and D are. ;)