FDM's Grand WoW Adventures

[Far Dareis Mai]

Everywhere I look, Emp has started a new WoW thread somewhere, so I figured I'll keep my own Azeroth (that's the world of WoW) diary. I should really just keep a blog, but then it wouldn't be passively annoying to you. :D

 

So here we go! Entry number 1.

 

Last night, I was in WoW, doing Auction House business. When I am not out questing with Emp, I am playing the Auction House game. It's actually the funnest thing about WoW. Basically I go through the Trade Goods, and look for cheap stuff. I also look for really low bids, and get into bidding wars (ala the last 10 minutes of an item at Ebay) with people. Sometimes though I get a little carried away with just winning the item from someone who really wants it. Last night was one of those nights. I was in a bidding war with someone over Iron Bars. I didn't need iron bars at all, but they were like pennies, and there was about 30 minutes left of the bid. But then...it happened. Someone else was onto me. They placed a bid, and unleashed a monster. I HAD to win these stupid iron bars. So for about 20 minutes we bickered back and forth with piddly silver pieces, and then...I just said eff it. I bid 20 gold. 15 Iron Bars are totally not worth 15 gold...but I won them. >.>

 

Also, from now on, throughout my journeys in WoW, you will see fun pictures of people with really stupid names. I figure this will be my way of mocking the game while I play it. >.>

 

Stupid Name #1: Hogmonger. Wut?

 

Stupid Name #2: Donkeypuncher. Those of you who know what this means, should be just as grossed out as me right now.

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[Emperor]

Yet FDM suggested DonkeyPunch to me as a name!

[Far Dareis Mai]

Yeah, it was a better option than Squiggles or whatever you were thinking of.

[Emperor]

Good point.

[claireducky]

I think the title "Guardian of Cenarius" makes Donkeypuncher even that much more special.  How could you not take somebody named "Donkeypuncher, Guardian of Cenarius" completely seriously?

 

I personally liked my hubstar's characters/titles:

 

"Chef" Nocarneasada

 

"Salty" Throbbinhood  (he also had Throbbinhood "the Love Fool", which was hilarious).

[Far Dareis Mai]

Here we have the not-so-subtle gold selling technique:

 

and Orangesoda. . . . .

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[Canukistani]

lol

[cosmicpanda]

nooooooooo the spread of WoW continues  :'(

[Far Dareis Mai]

You should come and play with me Pandy. :)

[cosmicpanda]

I'm afraid to.

[Gerrendus]

DONT GIVE IN PANDY!

If half the leadership is against it and half is for it we can eventually overthrow them if we get enough support!

I mean...

SHH!!!