Huston, we have a problem!

[Toy and Minion]

Only because Anakin isn't very stable in the brain.

[mmeeshal]

Anakin doesn't have a brain.  He's made of midichlorians.

 

 

:D

 

This missionary I knew had the best quote ever:

 

"You queer!  You just killed Mace Windu!"

[Toy and Minion]

What was the circumstances that lead to this?

[mmeeshal]

Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh we were talking about Star Wars Episode III during a church-related activity.

[Toy and Minion]

Oh.

 

I was thinking something different.

 

It doesn't matter.

[mmeeshal]

No, we were actually reenacting the whole movie... >.>

[Toy and Minion]

I see.  That makes sense, unfortunately. 

[mmeeshal]

Well then you probably know what part I was acting.

[Toy and Minion]

...

 

Jar Jar?

 

:P

[mmeeshal]

My brother Cody says you rock for saying that. :P

 

And yeah, I was the only one with the right sort of tongue.

[Toy and Minion]

Jar Jar didn't do much in RotS.  Just made an appearance once or twice.

[mmeeshal]

You're probably right; I've only watched the whole movie, um, twice I think.

 

And I haven't seen it in a while, because our DVD got all scratched up and stopped working.

 

I did watch the duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin on YouTube though.  Like a week ago.

[LedZepMan]

I once killed Mace WIndu in a duel.

 

Then I woke up

[mmeeshal]

Aw, that must have sucked.

[Toy and Minion]

Not really.  That's how the Matrix works.

[mmeeshal]

Didn't you invent that?

[mmeeshal]

[Toy and Minion]

I'm speechless.  Which is fine, because typing doesn't require speech.

[mmeeshal]

And in speech class I had to give an impromptu speech on this topic:

 

"Tell us where baby platypi come from."

 

Oh, yay, of all the topics.

 

I couldn't get "Tell us about your mother," "Which do you prefer and why: Curly fries, Waffle fries, or straight fries," or "Talk to us about your hometown and what you like about it."

 

No, it had to be about a platypus.

 

At least I didn't get "What are mooninites?"  Because I didn't know that one.

[Toy and Minion]

That's easy, they come from space.

[mmeeshal]

Apparently I was one of the only people in my class who knew they lay eggs.  And that they have poisonous spines on one of their back feet or both, if they're males, I believe.

 

Figures they're from space.

[Toy and Minion]

And not from a planet or moon or star or anything.  Space spits them out spontaneously.

[mmeeshal]

That is an interesting concept, I'll have to ask my Astronomy professor what he thinks about that. :D

 

"Sir, just one question--is it possible?"

[Toy and Minion]

Well that won't do any good.  That's like asking an Evolutionist if they think it's possible that God created the world.

[mmeeshal]

Well, it's not like my professor even knows I'm alive anyway.  I'm just a name on his course roster. :)