Music for a Modern Shayol Ghul

[cosmicpanda]

I've arranged a few pieces that you can play. You will require at least one lightful as your instrument.

 

1) The Lightful's Scream:

 

Get a cat. Get it to bite the unsuspecting lightful's toe. Listen to the result.

 

Evilness rating: **

 

2) The Bubbling Brook:

 

Get a bubbling brook and put blood in it, or red food colouring if you're needing to conserve lightfuls. Listen to the bubbling.

 

Evilness rating: * (food colouring) or ** (blood)

 

 

3) The Clarinet of Death:

 

Get a clarinet and bludgeon your lightful with it.

 

Evilness rating: **

 

 

4) The Choir of Eternal Happiness

 

You will require several lightfuls for this. Tell them that when they stop singing happily, they'll either be put in the Black Ajah Dungeons or given to Canuki to play with.

 

Evilness rating: ****

 

 

5) Inspired by Gerr

 

Chain a lightful to Gerr, and let the smell do the torture. Tell the lightful that unless they can sing a high C, they won't be let go.

 

Of course, your definition of high C can change as often as you want until you get bored, because it's different depending on which high C you happen to want them to sing at the time. For example, when A = 440 Hz, it'll be higher than when A = 435 Hz.

 

Evilness rating: *****

[Azshaya]

Extra credit to whoever can combine these into a fun and innovative Orchestra :P

 

For example, combine the Choir of Eternal Happiness with Gerr for fun results

[Alaksuleiel]

but wait there's more... call now and receive this blunt set of steak knives! hours of fun carving your lightful! But only if you call in the next 10 minutes!

[Dunbar]

Ah, these tunes shall lull me to sleep with ease

[Gerrendus]

*tackles pandy and rubs his smell all over him allowing padny to fully enjoy the smell he complains about*

[cosmicpanda]

Extra credit to whoever can combine these into a fun and innovative Orchestra :P

 

For example, combine the Choir of Eternal Happiness with Gerr for fun results

 

And the clarinet of death could play a part too!

[Azshaya]

This is specially for Pandy :P

 

 

We have many compositions to play, but no instrument to play them on

 

The Organ of Fuls

At least 130 fuls are required for this. The fuls are line up vertically, the larger ones in the back and small screens are positioned in front of their eyes that will flash pictures when the keys of the organ are compressed.  The pictures include naked poses of Demi, Gerr, etc. that will elicit loud screams from the fuls, creating the sound.  By pushing more then one key you can create harmonies and can play a wide range of musical pieces.

[cosmicpanda]

I think that I love you Rai

[Gerrendus]

So they'll be screaming moans of pleasure at seeing my naked form.

[cosmicpanda]

you cannot scream a moan.

[Alaksuleiel]

tell that to someone who is giving birth ;)

[Azshaya]

tell that to someone who is giving birth ;)

Should we use preggers fuls insead then?

[cosmicpanda]

could get tricky for the tenor and bass pipes.

[Azshaya]

could get tricky for the tenor and bass pipes.

Get really REALLY big preggers people? >.>

[cosmicpanda]

Octomom style?

[Dunbar]

Octomom scares me and haunts my dreams

 

In others news, she'd make a fine instrument, if hollowed

[Alaksuleiel]

hahahah the imagery is scary! Go forth and do it!

[cosmicpanda]

but we'll need at least 24 of her  :o

[Dunbar]

Finally, my cloning device finds a place for itself