Worlds oldest man

[Tayol]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080918/tod-uk-japan-oldest-b7e5c6f.html

 

Is 113; So he has been alive through 3 centuries

 

:o

 

 

[Elgee]

Good grief! Can you imagine the amount of technological advances this man must have witnessed? Born in a time where there weren't telephones or electricity, through to Cell Phones, GPS, Internet, Microwaves, etc. The mind boggles!

[bad company]

And that's how he will die when his mind finally boggles, then he'll go play a family boardgame

[Dunbar]

That's amazingly old

[Talya]

And he outs his longlife down to ciggies, booze and sex.

 

*picks up her ciggie and vodka*

 

Well two outta three aint bad!

[bad company]

Need help with the 3rd

[Talya]

It would depend what kind of help...

[Dunbar]

*laughs*

[bad company]

Ahh the shy acting, I love it

[Talya]

So what help are you offering...

[bad company]

well I'm sure you might need a hand with that tender act of love

[Talya]

Oh really...that wasn't quite what I was thinking when you offered to help!

[bad company]

Well I'm not moving your furniture to your new house

[Talya]

No..of course not!

 

My lawn needs cutting, thats all :)

[bad company]

*cuts lawn with the one power*

[Talya]

Thanks, that was a big help :)

[bad company]

No does the mow boy get anything special

[Talya]

Well there was nothing in the cintract, but I'm sure I can give you a tip! ;)

 

here's one..

 

If you have no time for a bath wrap yourself in masking tape and remove

the dirt by simply peeling it off.

[Tayol]

I remember that happened in a shop I worked on as a kid; this guy said he would tip me and handed me some leaflit about god and it said tip on it

[Elgee]

I hope you spat on his produce  :P

[Talya]

I think Tay worked in the shop, so he wouldn't have any produce... ;)

 

Kinda sucks doing it to a kid though!

 

[bad company]

Prehaps not the best way to give out a leaflet

[Tayol]

I was just surprised he was talking to kids so young; I was what 16

[Elgee]

*eyes Tay* ... barely out of nappies, then  ::)

[Tayol]

ye I stopped using them the previous year