All your butts are belong to me!

[Blig Blog]

Yeah, the play one. I have the real one.

[Korin Caylin]

Oh no!!! She's gonna be angry now.

[Blig Blog]

Why would she be angry?

[Korin Caylin]

She thought she owned the real one.

[Blig Blog]

How do you know that? *knows that Korin is going to point at the thread title* That's Poppy Cock!

[Korin Caylin]

Actually I wasn't.

 

Then I realized I don't care enough to go back in the thread far enough to where she said she owned it upon entry of this thread.

[Blig Blog]

Ah well all that makes sense then...

[Korin Caylin]

Indeed.

[Blig Blog]

Indoubitably.

[Korin Caylin]

*tries to assassinate Blibby's toe*

[GrandpaG]

* stops in to say "HI" to her majesty *

* she doesn't seem to be here today *

* shrugs *

She wouldn't have been happy to see me anyway.  :(

* walks away juggling his balls *

* lets loose a really huge butt bomb *

* doesn't bother excusing himself *

* nobody here to excuse himself to *

* ponders *

If you rip a ripe one in an empty thread, does it still smell if there is nobody there to enjoy it?  ::)

* checks his back pocket *

* the "real" deed to his butt is still there *

* reyler has the lean *

Yup.

My butt belongs to her.

* shrugs *

* nods *

* exits *

[Korin Caylin]

*gets the tape from the security camera* Well gee whiz.

[reyler]

No, see, I've explained this before, it's entering Fiddlesticks what gives me all ownership rights to a person's posterior. I've been very clear on this point and I'll not have you louts fouling it up.

[Blig Blog]

Who owns the anterior?  ???

[reyler]

Man, you think I keep a list of this nonsense? Go ask Alys when she's nine feet tall.

[Korin Caylin]

What if I want to ask her when she was just small?

 

Blibby! You changed your picture!

[reyler]

Specifically to the promotional art for "The Last Laugh", where Joker was under the impression that he was terminally ill and decided to take everyone out with him. Damned if I can recall who actually drew it, though.

[Korin Caylin]

I find it impressive you can remember the actual part of the comic.

[reyler]

Oh I didn't actually read it - I was only reading a couple of titles at the time, and none of them were DC. I just remember the promotional art.

[Korin Caylin]

I prefer Marvel to DC... everyone in DC is overpowered.

[reyler]

Everyone in DC is boring, you mean. Except for Batman, he's pretty cool.

[Korin Caylin]

But how does he do it. He beats everyone... even if they have virtually no weaknesses.

[Blig Blog]

What if I want to ask her when she was just small?

 

Blibby! You changed your picture!

 

Way to state the obvious, Korin.  ::)

[bad company]

But how does he do it. He beats everyone... even if they have virtually no weaknesses.

Intelligence?

[reyler]

But how does he do it. He beats everyone... even if they have virtually no weaknesses.

 

What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think he is? He's the goddamn Batman.

 

God, Frank Miller needs his head kicked in so badly after that.