All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

Especially if you couldn't prove there were any.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i eliminate them when possible but... you can never prove anything so....

 

really?  hallucinating?

 

command hallucinations or just spiders and stuff?

[reyler]

I've been so out of sorts, mentally, that I'm going to need some convincing of anything I experience not being a hallucination.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

then you are  ready for religion.

[reyler]

KAHLESS TAKE ME AWAY

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

go for kabbalah, the everything is an illusion deal gives nice flavor to psychosis. 

[reyler]

But I don't own any red string! Also, Madonna.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

wrong kabbalah... the real stuff has no strings attached... they'd be illusory anyway. 

[reyler]

Religion doesn't mean much to me anyway - it's always other people's answers.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's all about screwing with your perception of reality.

 

helps if you don't have one. 

[reyler]

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but if i convince myself it's not really there i'll swing straight through it. 

[reyler]

(the tree is ambulatory and can step on you)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

(i can fly)

[reyler]

So can I, but the ground keeps following me.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

just remember the earth is round in this imaginary construct so you can roll with it

[reyler]

I think I prefer the "watery sausage-shaped" earth. It's sillier.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and less dangerous overall

[reyler]

What the ass, I was sure I'd posted in here

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

have you tried substituting the affection of cats for human interaction? 

[reyler]

My rent is high enough as it is!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... why would the cats make it hier?

[reyler]

Every apartment I've ever lived in has charged you more if you had a pet. Plus, cat food costs money as well, and business is down so much that I'm likely to have to find a new job soon.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.. so... you would tell your landlord about the cat?

 

weird...

 

sorry about the work... may i recommend civil service for security, decent benefits and being surrounded by people more miserable than you?

[reyler]

Considering I don't have my own car, I'm quite a ways from the government offices, and bus service in this town is shit, that's not likely to be too feasible.

 

Also, my mother has cat allergies.