All your butts are belong to me!

[Anoxanmore]

Aeons would disagree with you.

[bad company]

Well then they will have to take it up with my hired muscle

[Anoxanmore]

Your hired muscle would be like a biteme to me. :d

[Rinkai]

How did you become a vampire BTW?

[Anoxanmore]

I was turned by my Master.  He decided he didn't want to live anymore, and killed himself a few thousand years ago.

[bad company]

How?

[Anoxanmore]

How did he kill himself or how did he turn me?

[Crael123]

both! please share

[Anoxanmore]

Well he turned me by seducing me, like most vampires do. Then again, its incredibly hard to not be seduced by a vampire, especially one of his power at the time.

 

*still swoons when she thinks of him*

 

He killed himself by basically getting high enough in the atmosphere when he flew the ultraviolet rays were exponentially more powerful than on the surface and he burned, finally.  People reported it as a shooting star in the middle of the day. Albeit it wasn't the exact wording that is the most accurate translation. 

[Crael123]

lol

[Anoxanmore]

Amusing?

[bad company]

I say so yes, was it a difficult time, why did he do it? Was it you?

[Anoxanmore]

He wanted a companion, didn't realize I preferred women once his powers had no affect on me.

[bad company]

Bummer, well then you and me have something in common

[Anoxanmore]

Not really lol.

[bad company]

Well we both like woman don't we?

[Locke]

I like envelopes.

[Anoxanmore]

I don't think we like them in the same way ;)

[Locke]

Yeah, I like envelopes in a paradoxical manner.

[Anoxanmore]

That... ok sure.

[Locke]

I'm not THAT dense. :P

[Anoxanmore]

I don't think I was talking to you...

[Locke]

Exactly.  I was saying I wasn't so dense as to not know that you weren't talking to me.

[Anoxanmore]

Err... ok?

[Eel-finn]

No! Don't take that from him. Challenge him for it!