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101 Reasons Why We Love the SG Div


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30. It's the only Division that won't ridicule you when you reveal to everyone that you and your cookpot have a 'special' relationship. Sure, they all knew about those meetings between you and your cookpot in those secluded alleys. They suspected something was wrong when you always fell asleep during your day job--a result of a night-long party binge with your cookpot. And despite your best efforts to cover it up, they knew that you and your cookpot were...expecting a new addition to the family. But in light of all of this, the SG Division still accepted you. And most of all, SG accepted your cookpot. But it would have been okay if they didn't accept you or your cookpot. That's what Plan B was all about. Good old Plan B. Nobody SEEMED to suspect that there was an elephant-sized nuclear warhead duct-taped to the water cooler. But it was all okay. Detonating the water cooler and everybody within a 12-mile radius of it wouldn't be necessary because everyone accepted you and your beloved cookpot. But just in case they ever changed their minds, you'd keep the detonator in your pocket. Safe and sound in your pocket. You'd show them. Some day. They'd better not mess with your cookpot. Not one little bit. *twitches*

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