It's Chilli in here.

[Naeann]

He took over.  *nods*  I don't know WHAT he took over though.

[chillimous]

I was under the impression that i took over the ownership of your bottom. *nods*

[Naeann]

*attempts to look*  I dont know... is your name on it?

[chillimous]

*pulls out a marker pen and writes 'Property of Chillimous, trespassing will result in immediate ass-kicking*

[Naeann]

Should have carved it in with something sharp.. thats going to fade away.

[chillimous]

*brands it in* Thanks for the tip. :3

[Naeann]

*yelps* Crimeny that felt good.  So now what?

[Barmacral]

Children, please take this elsewhere, Rox might see, and we don't want to hurt his poor virgin eyes.

[chillimous]

Nothing *nonchalantly takes Nae by the arm and strolls aimlessly*

 

We could visit the pyramids, we could sail to the moon, fly underwater. Who knows. Hell, we can go anyw--

 

*walks off of a cliff*

[Naeann]

*watches as Chilli walks off of a cliff nearly taking her with him before his arm slipped thru hers*  Well.. damn... that sucks. >.<  *wanders off*

[chillimous]

*climbs up and coughs blood all over Nae*

 

Y-y-yooo.u... Be...tr-tr-tr....ayer

 

*stabs weakly*

[Naeann]

Oooh Blood!! *jerks my arm at the stab and knocks Chilli back down the cliff*

[chillimous]

*crawls back up and latches himself to Nae's ankles*

 

Ho.........w Ccccccccoo-----ul-- *bites ankles*

[Naeann]

Gah!  An ankle biter!!  *shakes leg to get it off* 

[chillimous]

*bangs his chin on the floor repeatedly*

 

*carries on being cuffed to Nae's ankles*

 

Y.....Yoo... u.... B..e.ttrrr..a..a...a.....y..er

 

[Naeann]

*stops shaking foot* Betrayer?  What did I do?

[chillimous]

Murdered me!

 

*stands up miraculously cured and stares at Nae*

 

*whistles to call in the ostrich army and sics them on Nae*

 

 

[Naeann]

I didn't!  You slipped! Had you warned me you were going to walk me off a cliff I'd have obliged you.

[chillimous]

Well, you should have told me there was an approaching cliff! I was too lost in my own thoughts to notice a large ravine stretching as far as the eye can see present in front of me. *nods*

[Naeann]

You've been here longer than I have... I assumed you knew this was here.

[chillimous]

The cliffs don't stay the same. They are wily, they know us too well... They predict our movements... And when we least expect it... THEY SWALLOW US!

[Naeann]

I thought you knew this one was female and liked to swallow the guys?

[chillimous]

Not the only female i know that likes to swallow guys. *looks Nae up and down*

[Naeann]

I .. umm... that is to say I ... well... *storms off*

[Barmacral]

You Bastards! Think of Rox! Think of the trauma your causing him! Think of the emotional scars!