LOLCat Bible

[JenniferL]

This? Is awesome.

 

Ceiling cat sez to Moses, "Tell Pharaoh 'Ceiling Cat sez let mah d00dz go, so they can wership me.2 If u sez no, I maek frogeez all over ur whole country.3 Teh Nile can has frogz. Frogz will be in ur base, and in ur bed, and in ur d00dz howses, and in ur kitchens.4 Teh frogz will be all on ur peeplz. An dey will b in ur bukkitz makin ur tadpolez. An tehr wont b ne french d00dz 2 eatz tehm cuz french d00ds wuznt inventd yet. so tehre."

 

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[Guest nephitess]

LOL :)

[bcxanth]

Awesome. :)

[Niamh Sedai]

Wicked!!

 

Thanks Kath  :D

[Maria]

Oh my god! (No pun intended :P) This hurts my brain SO MUCH! I mean, I love the idea, but that kind of writing makes my head go kaplooey.

[Besolyn]

Thanks Mother. Orange juice out the nose hurts!! Found this one. I love the very last part

 

Genesis-

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

 

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

[Naeann]

Lol!!!  Vemy definetly needs to see this...

[Besolyn]

I thought Vemy wrote it :P

[Naeann]

Lol Beso!!  I wouldn't put it past him...

[Barmacral]

Win. Pure Win.