The moon...no...not the moon...

[Zyrshnikashnu]

I mean, if Venus or something dissepeared, wouldn't we be a bit upset? Really. No, it wouldn't change a thing; Venus has no effect on our planet whatsoever, but we'd still CARE! What makes the moon so different?

 

Hey! I'm a fan of Venus.

[HotW Moiraine]

Yeah, Women are from Venus!

[Pukah]

K Moiraine, need your help here.  How can we make the damn moon go away? 

 

I hate tides, so that is one reason.

Werewolves are a bit to nippy, so there is another reason.

The moon causes extra light at night, making it hard to see stars.  3rd reason.

I believe (due to 'The 5th Element') that the moon is really a dead body of a great evil thing.  Creepy to have that just watching over us.  So a 4th reason. 

 

 

Do we need more? 

[HotW Moiraine]

What we need is to break the laws of physics.

 

Or an asteroid.

[Zyrshnikashnu]

Or massive retrorockets.

 

 

That'd be cool to see.

 

 

Possibly also illegal, but bah!

[Jelly]

The moon causes extra light at night, making it hard to see stars.  3rd reason.

No, it doesn't acutally. The moon reflects the light from the sun, which makes it appear to give off light at night, when, in fact, it's just a pretty lump of rock.  ;D (See, I know some things.) Therefore, you have the sun to blame for that. It isn't extra light, as we get sunlight in the day, moonlight in the night. Also, the moon has never stopped me from seeing stars; perhaps you're not looking properly.

 

You destroy the moon, and, as I said before, when I considered it irrelevent, we would all die.

 

And Moiraine, that has not proved anything apart from that the moon orbits Earth because of...gravity?...and increasing and decreasing energy.  :-\

[Zyrshnikashnu]

If you have ordinary human eyes, it has prevented you from seeing stars.

 

Otherwise, I want to investigate your eyes.

[Jelly]

My eyes are perfectly normal thankyou. I think. I survived staring at the sun, though, and I'm not blind.

So, you're saying that you've never seen the stars when the moon's not been hidden under clouds? Really?

[Dunbar]

That's no moon!

 

It's a deathstar!

[HotW Moiraine]

And Moiraine, that has not proved anything apart from that the moon orbits Earth because of...gravity?...and increasing and decreasing energy.  :-\

 

*walks away*

[Jelly]

???

[Pukah]

I am in favor of breaking the laws of physics.  I like breaking laws.

 

 

So anyone have any bright ideas how to do that?  My idea is the exact same idea I apply to every problem.  Get roaring drunk.

[Canukistani]

so throwing beer bottles at the moon?

[Zyrshnikashnu]

Precisely.

[Dunbar]

It'll never know what hit it