I Stab At Thee! (unofficial game)

[Canukistani]

New game. 

 

How to play:

 

You attack the poster above you.

I will award a point or ten for those that show imagination, originality, and ingenuity.

 

So attack me already!

[Guest Far Dareis Mai]

*hiding behind the tree as Canuki makes this wondrous announcement, Far grabs for one of her sexy Black Ajah spears and quietly moves behind Canuki*

 

 

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY!!!!! *terrible Xena call*

 

*stabs through the middle*

 

Look! It's sis-Canuki!! Haha! Get it? GET IT?

 

>.>

<.<

 

Awww...

[Alaksuleiel]

*meanwhile, Eli is running straight at Far*

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya!

*she stabs Far in each butt cheek to make it impossible to sit down for a month!*

[HotW Moiraine]

Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid thread without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. Like I want to kill you! I THOUGHT THIS COMMUNITY WAS FULL OF LOVE BUT I SEE THEY ARE FULL OF HATERS AND PEOPLE WHO JUST COMMENT, JUST TO INSULT A FELLOW MEMBER. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. DAMN YOU All! You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. i'm out of here. i am not sad about it either. *STABS*

[Canukistani]

*not so quietly walks up behind Moir.  She wraps a bit of wire about her each of her hands and draws it taught, patiently waiting for Moir to finish her soliloquy.*

 

*garrote*

[Dunbar]

EEEH! *somehow avoids by the use of black magic*

 

*tommy gun + rectum*

[Gerrendus]

*sighs*

*sharpens a stick into a nice pointy almost sword like object*

*follows demi till he falls asleep*

AMI STAB WITH THE POINTY STICK

[cosmicpanda]

*delicately dips Gerr into a deep fryer filled with boiling oil*

[Roxinos]

*feeds Panda to a panda*

[Mightelove]

*feeds Rox to pandy who is inside of a panda*

 

>:(

 

 

[Alaksuleiel]

*gives Mighte a hug, with spikes!* bwahahahahhahaha

[Dunbar]

*throws piranhas at you*

[Guest Far Dareis Mai]

*tickles Demi with her pointy stabby instruments*

 

RAWR! TICKLE MONSTER!

[Canukistani]

*walks up behind Far and kicks her into a vat of acid*

[Alaksuleiel]

*walks deliberately up to the Nuki Monster and stabs her in her pretty belly*

[Canukistani]

my belly is pretty?  AWWWWWW!

 

*grabs Eli by the throat and forces her mouth open.  She then jams portabello mushrooms down her gullet until she chokes to death.*

[Alaksuleiel]

mmmm I love mushies.

*covers Nuki Monster in ants and then sets off doodlebugs down her back*

[Dunbar]

mmm, ants

 

*eats your head and chews thoroughly*

[Canukistani]

*tosses Demi into a wardrobe full of...CLOTHES!!*

[Guest nephitess]

*ties up Canukistani and throws them over a cliff*

[Canukistani]

*grabs Neph by the hair and drags her over the cliff with her*

[Guest nephitess]

*falls*

 

 

[Canukistani]

*rips open Neph's belly and pulls out her intestines.  She quickly knots them into a lasso and throws it to the cliff top and snags around an outcropping.  Canukistani climbs up the slippery line to safety while Neph continues to fall, unspooling her bowels.*

 

;D

[Dunbar]

Oh my

 

*summons an alien which attaches itself to Canuk's face, lays an egg in her tummy, and disappears. Some time later the egg hatches, and an alien emerges from Canukistani's ruptured innards*

 

woo!

[Ubelstanicanukiblume]

*drops a big rock on Demi's head*