Help with MP3 player insturctions!

[Mistress alDebaw]

Can someone explain this to me? I'm not sure what it means.  ;)

 

Attention item

> not put the player near hot thing or under the sunshine, excessive rust, damp, rainy water. Meanwhile, stressed by heavy thing will also damage it. Put it on the uneven surface or in the too much hot airproof train will damage or reduce the lifespan of player

 

Hmm, I guess I sort of understand.  ;D

[the dude]

my personal favorite is the hot airproof train.

[SBoydW]

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[Mistress alDebaw]

my personal favorite is the hot airproof train.

 

Is there such a thing?  :-\

 

here's another from the same instruction booklet

 

vibration of walking or doing sports will not affect playing music, however falling down of be clashed by heavy thing will damage player and affect the playing effect. meantime, avoid any liquid pure down to or bedew it.

 

Well it appears they used affect and effect correctly. Bonus points for that.  ;D

[Cog]

the correct term for this is Engrish

 

theres loads more like it here:

www.engrish.com

 

I cant get on to photobucket on this computer, but I've got a photo of a remote controlled helicopter box, the paragraph on the top makes no sense at all, I cant remember all of it, but it ends in: "let you throw in the conjectures combat inside"  ???

 

 

<edit> got it

[the dude]

my personal favorite is the hot airproof train.

 

Is there such a thing?  :-\

 

here's another from the same instruction booklet

 

vibration of walking or doing sports will not affect playing music, however falling down of be clashed by heavy thing will damage player and affect the playing effect. meantime, avoid any liquid pure down to or bedew it.

 

Well it appears they used affect and effect correctly. Bonus points for that.  ;D

 

Your guess about the airtight train is as good as mine.  I hate it when my stuff becomes bedewed.  :P

[loki redfern]

...im amazed! ..people read instructions..wow :( i wanna, it sounds almost as much fun as making stuff with out them :P

 

and a hot airproof train is clearly a reference to the mythical steam locomotive of auld times made by cordon bleu cannibals..keeps alll the juices and aromas in that way