Hey Jeppit

[goldeneys]

Welcome Jeppit Groccin, make yourself at home, glad you came over.

 

*slides him a Flaming Shot*

this is the official Archer drink, drink but don't spill.

[Leane_Shariff]

Great Job Sei'Cair!

Welcome to the Band Jeppit!

*hands him another flaming shot*

it's the only divisional drink worth trying

[goldeneys]

I do't know, Bandy is pretty good too, and so is the Infantry Brew.

*hands Jep one of each*

[Amalasan]

Hey Jeppit, here...have another, knock yourself out pall!

 

*Hands a flaming shot*

 

Cheers :D

[MsDanya]

yes, welcome Jeppit! have fun and join the archers!

[Guest Footman]

With a name like Jeppit, you should join the Infantry. Not sure why your name has anything to do with it, but it sounded good when I wrote that!

[goldeneys]

Jeppit Groccin...hmmmm....yup definately sounds like an Archer name. :D :D 8)

[Helike]

For some reason it makes me think of pinnochio... :roll:

 

*shrugs*

 

Don't matter, we're gonna call you Jep, anyway... or Jeppy...

 

*giggles*

 

Now that makes me think of peanut butter! :lol: lol! Welcome Jeppy! I like you already!

[Guest Cadsuane]

Helike! It's because Pinocchio was created by Jeppeto!!

 

Welcome Jeppit!

[goldeneys]

I like Pinocchio, well at least the one in Shrek. I soooo love Shrek, it rocks.

[Lanthirrhos]

OYE! :D

 

Be nice! you cant start on the name already! :D :D

 

Howdy Jeppit! Welcome to the band! *slides an infintry brew* enjoy!

[Corki]

Welcome Jeppit! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read!

 

Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! Executive Officer Footman, or I, will assign you to one of the three division (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each division is like. After a week with each division, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a division.

 

While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:

 

- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newsletter, The Hornsounder

- monthly roll call in the Band's private boards at DM

- any DM project we may have (currently a Battle Project, but all is taken at the moment)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!

 

While being a Raw Recruit, you get 4 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 4 times without being punished my the Redarms, the Band's own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 4 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band law like any other Bander does!

 

Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently! Expect one soon! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!

 

We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, and on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your division, and can fight anyone in the Band! It is currently being revised, but the ideas will all be the same!

 

If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!

 

One last thing...

 

*hands Jeppit a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. For those eagle-eyed Banders, yes, I did copy this intro from another thread! It is 1am here in the UK, and my brain is half asleep!

[jester]

Hey man,

Welcome to the band, good meeting ya, kick back and chill with the ppl that do it best

*sigh*

Have a brew *hands over brew*

 

*sigh*

[MsDanya]

*pokes everyone*

[jester]

Danya...you are weird.... :D :D

[MsDanya]

*pokes Jester*

 

I blame Vodka

[jester]

ah of course....alchol.....the cause and (temporary) solution to lifes many problems....

well im not gonna rain on your parade

*throws Danya a fresh new bottle of Vod*

[MsDanya]

temporatry??? '*pokes Jester*

[jester]

*sigh*

not? my bad :D ...i pity the ppl who find it permenant but what would I know, stopped drinking awhile back...

*pokes back*

 

*sigh*

[MsDanya]

*shakse head*

[jester]

*nods head*

i love being contrary...if that is grammatically correct... :( :D

[Lanthirrhos]

Yes Danya has definatly been at the vod... you can tell when her spelling goes hay-wire... :D

[MsDanya]

my spelling??? it is perfect thank you veru much!

[Lanthirrhos]

Have you read your previous posts on various threads? i could pick out how much you'd had by how bad the words were spelled! :lol: :D :) :P

[MsDanya]

:shock: thats just silly.. i never spell bad.. only now ant then..