*insert some kind of title*

[Twitchy]

Oh my God!

I didn't mean to make you fall!

Are you OK!?!?!?!?

 

[Dunbar]

HE'S STOPPED BREATHING!

 

QUICKLY, SOMEONE GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH...

 

...

 

*silence*

 

 

[Tayol]

*cries*

 

my knee, my knee

[Hayl3y]

c mon demi, give him mouth to mouth !

[Dunbar]

Come back here you!

[Hayl3y]

he s laying on the ground, demi

[Dunbar]

oh yeah

 

*Pokes him with a stick*

[Twitchy]

It's his knee you fools! Give him a band-aid!

 

*Shuffles around looking like he's doing something*

[Tayol]

*makes inhuman screeching noises*

[Twitchy]

Somebody get a band-aid!

Look at that scrapping!

*Shuffles some more, screaming, not getting band-aid*

 

[Hayl3y]

I HAVE AMI - AID !!!!

 

do u think it would help ?

[Dunbar]

AMI aid!?

 

nothing helps against AMI, NOTHING! :x

[Twitchy]

Give Tay the AMI-Aid! It will distract him from the pain in his knee!!!!

[Hayl3y]

*channels an evil nurse outfit on her self*

 

*proceeds to the AMI-aid*

[Tayol]

*trys to get up and run but cant*

[Dunbar]

OH MY GOD; HIS LEGS ARE COMING OFF!

 

WE NEED TO AMPUTATE!

 

TWITCH, CLEAN A HACKSAW!

[Twitchy]

*Cuts down a tree infested with termites, washes termites off with old blood*

 

 

IT'S CLEAN! CUT THEM OFF!

 

 

 

...

 

 

WHAT THE HELL IS IN HIS RECTUM!?!?!??!?!?!

[Tayol]

no not the legs, not my legs

[Twitchy]

Yessiry, your legs!

*Awaits Demi to choppy choppy*

Cleaning it with some flies? Genius!

 

[Tayol]

*tries to crawl away*

[Twitchy]

*Trips and accidentally falls on top of Tayol*

Oh dear!

Demi! He's going crazy! Cut them NOW!

 

[Tayol]

*struggles with twitch*

 

*manages to get his knife out and tries to stab twitch*

[Twitchy]

*Breaks Tayol's wrist*

HE'S GONE MAD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DEMI, CUT HIS LEGS!

 

[Dunbar]

AAAAAAAAAH!

 

*pounces on Tayol and Twitch, hacksaw in hand*

 

LAY STILL DAMN YOU!

[Tayol]

*struggles*