The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

* breathes in deeply *

* morphs into Super Gwampy *

* gives her majesty his best evil stare *  >:D

That didn't work so well, eh kitten?  >:D

* uses illusion to make himself grow like Moraine did *

* walks through the streets like the marshmallow boy in Ghost Busters *

* slowly exhausting methane as he proceeds *

* sees a couple of young lads playing with matches in an alley *

:o

* bends over to kiss his butt goodbye *

:o

 

KABOOM!!!

[mcs0083]

Oh NOES! :o :o :o

[reyler]

Hm, I see the fumes have made him hallucinate. *rolls Gwampy around in his hamster ball*

[mcs0083]

That's good.

He needs exercise.

[bad company]

He needs a lot of exercise

[GrandpaG]

Today is round #1 of Cardiac Rehab...lots of monitored exercise...but I'm not afraid...I think.  :-\

[reyler]

Don't worry; if nothing else, they can stimulate your muscles into activity via finely calculated electrical shocks.

[GrandpaG]

* tapping toe on the floor *

* looking around *  ::)

* waiting for Agent 83 to volunteer for the shock treatments *

[reyler]

*Gwampy's impatient stamping breaks open a chasm into the bowels of the earth and he falls in screaming*

 

Originally he somehow managed to get both feet stuck in the floor and then tear himself in half, but that didn't make much sense.

[bad company]

Rey rey I reckon we need crocdiles in that death somehow 8)

[mcs0083]

Crocs are overrated.

Especially since Irwin's death.

They just don't see the reason of living without the chance to eat him.

The only satisfaction they get is when they eat sting rays, but alas that is a rare occurrence.

[bad company]

You are really lucky that I ain't taking that personal

[mcs0083]

Oh well.

Your just making me think that all Aussies are wussies.

[Korin Caylin]

When are we gonna send Gwampy to a nursing home? ???

[reyler]

Right before he figures out that nursing in this instance does not mean breastfeeding.

[Korin Caylin]

Sounds almost like a diabolical plo of some kind.

[reyler]

I'm gonna just assume you meant to say "plot", because otherwise I would end up making some political humor and maybe starting a fight.

 

And if I wanted to start a fight, I'd rather just show a little leg.

[Korin Caylin]

Yeah I meant plot...

 

How do you start a fight by showing off your leg?

[GrandpaG]

You misunderstood, I think.

 

She likely meant that she would remove your leg, possibly by means of a chain saw...no...that's not creative enough for her majesty.

[reyler]

That's not actually what I meant at all, and Corn has obviously never had his brain subsumed by testosterone to the point where he would do any stupid thing over a woman.

[Korin Caylin]

That would just be dumb. I've been entranced by one but never so much so as to do anything over it.

[GrandpaG]

Me neither.

* shakes his head vigorously in the negative *

No way.

Never.

Not me.

I be smarter than that.

Me and Narg.

Too smart.

* continues telling lies for another page and a half *

[reyler]

Gwampy someday we're going to find out that you're really thirteen and have been making all this "old" stuff up all along.

[bad company]

He's actually 10 :o

[GrandpaG]

Yer only as ole as ye feel, mate!

 

Me?

 

I got meseff a newly tuned up ticker, I did.

 

Feels forty or so years younger, it does.

 

Besides.

 

I has to act me age over in that "other" place, right?

 

Leave the ole codger to enjoy 'is remaining days, eh?  ;D