The Gwampy Thread

[Thorum]

no

[GrandpaG]

I can almost see what the new game thread will look like.

* nods *

[reyler]

Table tennis?

[bad company]

Gridpole?

[GrandpaG]

Thorum's "Guess the missing letters" game.  ;D

[mcs0083]

::)

[reyler]

I had thought about a game thread when I first start tweaking his nose with that, but there's too large a margin for error to make a good game.

[mcs0083]

Then make one based on Gwampy ;D

[GrandpaG]

* farts *

[reyler]

*seals Gwampy in a plastic sphere where all the oxygen is slowly but inexorably replaced with his own methane emissions*

[mcs0083]

Well can't he survive it by now?

[bad company]

He may have indeed created an immunity to it, we may have to introduce nerve gas as well

[mcs0083]

:o :o :o

[GrandpaG]

* breathes in deeply *

* morphs into Super Gwampy *

* gives her majesty his best evil stare *  >:D

That didn't work so well, eh kitten?  >:D

* uses illusion to make himself grow like Moraine did *

* walks through the streets like the marshmallow boy in Ghost Busters *

* slowly exhausting methane as he proceeds *

* sees a couple of young lads playing with matches in an alley *

:o

* bends over to kiss his butt goodbye *

:o

 

KABOOM!!!

[mcs0083]

Oh NOES! :o :o :o

[reyler]

Hm, I see the fumes have made him hallucinate. *rolls Gwampy around in his hamster ball*

[mcs0083]

That's good.

He needs exercise.

[bad company]

He needs a lot of exercise

[GrandpaG]

Today is round #1 of Cardiac Rehab...lots of monitored exercise...but I'm not afraid...I think.  :-\

[reyler]

Don't worry; if nothing else, they can stimulate your muscles into activity via finely calculated electrical shocks.

[GrandpaG]

* tapping toe on the floor *

* looking around *  ::)

* waiting for Agent 83 to volunteer for the shock treatments *

[reyler]

*Gwampy's impatient stamping breaks open a chasm into the bowels of the earth and he falls in screaming*

 

Originally he somehow managed to get both feet stuck in the floor and then tear himself in half, but that didn't make much sense.

[bad company]

Rey rey I reckon we need crocdiles in that death somehow 8)

[mcs0083]

Crocs are overrated.

Especially since Irwin's death.

They just don't see the reason of living without the chance to eat him.

The only satisfaction they get is when they eat sting rays, but alas that is a rare occurrence.

[bad company]

You are really lucky that I ain't taking that personal