The Gwampy Thread

[Alys Kinch]

*shrugs* as long as he lets me lick him for psycadelic pleasure

[loki redfern]

i just wanna be someone else really

 

so i can play with your mind and stuff

[GrandpaG]

I declare an official game of SPAM tag.  Last one "it" has to clean up the mess I made trying to drink like a teenager.

 

The person above me is IT!

[GrandpaG]

I thought he wanted to be a Panzer tank

 

That was Patton...only on Fat Thursday.

[GrandpaG]

i just wanna be someone else really

 

so i can play with your mind and stuff

 

 

You can play with my mind anytime you want to regardless of what person you happen to be at the time.  I was someone else once then I found out they wanted to be me.  Couldn't decide for the longest time where I would end up.  But, here I am!  Spammin away and lovin every minute of it!

[reyler]

I think you're Henry Kissinger in disguise

[loki redfern]

:( i was going to randomly say 'im the pope'..but in this thread it wasnt random enough :( so in stead ill have to stew the cat. or maybe..no thats one for another thread

[reyler]

Cat!  :o *sends loki's underpants up the flagpole*

[loki redfern]

...i wasnt wearing any... :o you stole my birthday suit

[reyler]

Well then it's a good thing you won't be needing it until next March!

[loki redfern]

why will i be kneeding it then

[GrandpaG]

I think you're Henry Kissinger in disguise

 

He's the one who wanted to be me.  :-\

[GrandpaG]

I declare an official game of SPAM tag.  Last one "it" has to clean up the mess I made trying to drink like a teenager.

 

The person above me is IT!

 

Game over.  Here's the mop.

* shows Red a mop but no bucket *

[loki redfern]

*reaches to take the bucket* ok :(

 

 

... hehe not *tags gwampy and runs off*

[GrandpaG]

That's not fair!

 

MMMAAAaaa!!!  Red's not playing fair!!!

 

* grabs dropped bucket and mop *

* goes hunting for Red *  ::) :-\ ::)

 

:o

* finds Red hiding in the girls bathroom *

:o

 

Oh...sorry...I'll wait outside.  :-\

 

 

[loki redfern]

*climbs out the window and creeps towards the forest*

[GrandpaG]

* looks at watch *

* taps toe on floor *

* looks around innocently *  ::)

Boy.  Red sure is taking a long time in there.  Hope he didn't get caught by one of the real girls.  That could get sticky.  How can I tag him if he never comes out.  Maybe I ought to take another quick peek.

* opens door a crack *

* puts one eye against the crack *

EEEEEEEEeeeeeKKKKKKKKkkkkkkk!!!!!

* door slams shut hitting Gwampy in the eye *

SORRY!

* holds hurt eye *

Guess I'll just have to wait.  :(

* doesn't know Red snuck out back way *

[loki redfern]

*giggles*

[GrandpaG]

 

* Gwampy hears giggle from beyond bathroom door and window *

* adds once and twice together to get THRICE *

* sneaks out of the building *

* trapses through snow up to bum *

* starts sweating from the outdoor heat *

* approaches open bathroom window *

* no snow for tracking Red *

* decides one quick peek can't hurt anything *

* grabs window sill and pulls self up to see inside *

EEEEEEEeeeeeeKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

* window slams down on Gwampy's knarly old fingers *

oooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOooooOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Dadgumit!

* sucking on broken fingers *

SORRY!!!

* bobbing up and down in pain *

* turns around *

* spots Red *

:o

* with a spam bazooka pointed straight at Gwampy *

* raises both hands in the air to surrender *

* trips over mop *

* kicks the bucket *  :'(

[loki redfern]

GWAMPY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs over to craddle gwampy in his arms*

*trickle spam in to his mouth and hold a periscope to the bathroom to gwampys eye* please dont go :'(

[GrandpaG]

* chokes on half chewed spam *

* starts to cough it up *

* eyes pop open *

* starts chewing (real teeth, not falsies) *

* pops up, showing muscular biseps *

* bangs fists on chests and lets out a Tarzan yell *

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!

THE MIRACLE OF SPAM!!!

Thanks, Red!

 

* tags Red *

You're IT!

* runs from Red friskily jumping over the upended bucket *

* yells back over his shoulder *

Don't forget the mop!!!  ;D

[loki redfern]

...grrr thats graitude for ya *wanders aimlessly holding mop*

[GrandpaG]

* huffing and puffing *

* face all red and sweaty *

OK.

OK.

I give up.

You caught me.

Hand me the mop.

I quit.

You win.

I'm IT forever and always until the end of time.

Hand me my bucket, please.

* shuffles away to clean up the ale puke *

Can't win em all.

Maybe the next game won't involve RUNNING!!!  ;D

[loki redfern]

freerunning then ;) ;D

[GrandpaG]

Just took the personality test over in the White Tower...flunked it.

 

Said I'm introverted.  Yup.  Anti-social.  That's me.  Can't stand crowds.  Yup.  Hate going to WalMart.  Yup.  Hit me right on the head, it did.

 

What's intuitive?  75%.  So I'm only 3/4 intuitive.  Women are intuitive, right?  Maybe I'm turning into a girl?  Then I'll really have women's intuition!!!  And I'll have to find a different avatar that I won't be able to see...OOOOHHHH  MMMMYYYYY!!!!!!

 

DDDDUUUUHHHHHHH..."thinking"...that came in at a miserable 25%.  I know how to think...I...think.  Well, maybe not.

 

The last one bothers me.  33% for judging.  Does that mean that I am 1/3 biggot?  Or does it mean that I make wrong decisions 2/3 of the time?  Maybe it has to do with whether or not I could judge a beauty padjent without bias?

 

Darned test asked the same questions over and over and I didn't feel like going back up to see what I said the first time so I just guessed.  Probably should have went back and looked.  Then I could have made it up to half a bone head instead of just a third!!!  ;)