The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

I didn't understand it, but at least it looked like it was supposed to be spam!

[bad company]

*is confused*

[GrandpaG]

A titty twister.

* grabs BC by the nipples and gives them both a good, solid twist *

Having flash backs from seventh grade.

[bad company]

*nipples spurt out fire burning gramps's hands to ashes*

[GrandpaG]

Now I won't have to wash my hands before I eat...THANKS!!!  ;D

[bad company]

Your welcome *nipples wink*

[reyler]

*puts band-aids over badward's purple nurples*

[Moghedian]

*Pats a nearby sparrow*

[reyler]

AND THEN CAME THE FLOODS

 

DUNH DUNH DUNH

[bad company]

*nipples eat band aids*

[GrandpaG]

Rock smashes sizzors.

[loki redfern]

*hugglesnuggles gwampy and wraps him up and posts him to min since shes fond ov dirty old men*

[elmindreda]

how dare ou i like dirty young men.....no offense

[loki redfern]

:( but i old .. i knew i shudnt have taken that bath too

[reyler]

loki's not old, he's barely out of diapers!

 

And we're all hoping that psychiatric counselling will help keep him that way.

[GrandpaG]

* pops rey's eyes out and offers them to Red's mad hatter as a treat *

[reyler]

Oh now you've done it now there's nothing to keep the laser beams from getting out *death rays fire unencumbered from her empty eye sockets*

[bad company]

*deflects laser beams with sarcasm*

[GrandpaG]

:o

:o

:o

 

OMG!!!

 

 

:o

:o

:o

 

* jerks rey's eyeballs out of the mad hatter's hand just before he pops them into his mouth *

 

WWHHEEWW!!!

 

* quickly slams them back into rey's eye sockets...desperately trying to avoid being zapped by one of the sizzling hot beams *

* at the last split-second, one lone nasty beam zaps Gwampy's newly grown crop of curly Demi-hair into a mullet-flattop *

 

CRAP!!!

>:(

 

Now I'll have to give Demi another $50 for one lousy ounce of his magical hair growing goo and start all over again!!!

>:(

 

Guess that will teach me to "NEVER MESS WITH HER MAJESTIE'S EYEBALLS", huh?  :-[

[bad company]

Sorry bout that gramps, didn't mean to hit your hair

[GrandpaG]

That's OK, BC.

 

It hadn't fully regrown yet after being burned off in the electric chair over in SG...then I pretended to buy some magic hair tonic from Demi (never paid him the imaginary $50) but my new hair grew out all curly...this time I'll let it grow out straight on it's own...maybe.

 

Gotta go.

* heads off to the dollar store to purchase a can of spam *

* thinking about frying it to have with eggs and toast *

;D

[bad company]

May you have much spam

[reyler]

May your Sunday frock never grow garden gnomes.

[bad company]

*invites garden gnomes to celebration and then massacre's them*

[GrandpaG]

May your Sunday frock never grow garden gnomes.

 

 

You say the sweetest things...uuuhhh...can't call her majesty "kitten" any more...uuuhhh...

* trying desperately to think of a replacement pet name that will fit the amazingly hypnotic new avatar *

Stinky?

Nope.

Too personal.

Toots?

Already taken.

Jasmine?

Doesn't fit.

Nana?

Sounds too old.

Ms. Houdini?

Getting warmer.

Ezmirelda?

Getting warmer.

Wonder woman?

Nice memories, but no.

Eyes that mezmorize...hhhhmmmmmm....

Eyemez!

No.

Mezeye!

No.

MEZZIE!

No.

MZ.

Sounds too rap singerish.

Baby cakes.

Nnnaaaahh...doesn't fit that devilish personality.

"OH MIGHTY MATE OF THE DARK ONE"?

Too hard to type.

I give up.

Guess I'll have to stick with "rey" or "her majesty"...

BBOOOORRRRRIINNGG!!!

Or,

I could start a fake contest...

"Find Gwampy a pet name for reyler"...

With fake prizes and everything...

Maybe even fake cash!!!

I could offer the winner a fake cruise to the fake Hawaiian Islands!!!

All fake expenses paid!!!

With LOTS of terms and conditions neatly hidden in the fake fine print!!!

Nah...

Fake that.

Too much faking work.

MZ?

Nope...already threw that one out.

Crap!!!

I hate it when my mind draws a blank!  (careful with the "old fart" comments)

>:(

As Forrest Gump would say,

"Have a nice day".

:)