The Gwampy Thread

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

mick... love mick...

[reyler]

One of the conditions of him coming back to WWE was that he wanted to do a really bad segment, like the worst one of all time. And in the last few weeks, he has. Twice.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

whatever he does... he shouldn't take any more injuries. he's a dead man if he does.

[reyler]

Oh come now, everyone knows Foley is indestructible.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

pro wrestling kills.

[reyler]

In a few freak instances. Most of the deaths you may be thinking of are usually drug-related, which is not a direct result of pro wrestling, but rather a matter of how one chooses to deal with the direct results of pro wrestling.

 

Keep in mind that Foley is not typical of pro wrestlers, in that outside of hardcore (which can barely even be called wrestling), performers do not typically have to endure things such as sixteen foot falls through wooden tables.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'm thinking of the years of life stolen from some of the most battered men in any industry, and yes, the effects of drugs and steroids, and the cumulative effects of an unregulated game for the smart marks, who could afford to support some safety measures. not all deaths are dramatic and instantaneous. these men have short, painful lives.

 

and i remember his little girl crying when she saw him bleeding after a match and i don't want that to happen anymore.

[loki redfern]

its all yellow in the end though. or it is if you die under and avalance of lemons, or are drowned in urine.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and it's all pink... no, better not.

[loki redfern]

that makes me think of a rather disturbing ted hughes poem my mum wunce played. and also you are now known as sundae.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

examination at the womb door?

 

no. no i'm not.

[loki redfern]

its too late sundae. your other name bored me. and i have issues calling people by their er thingy name. and i like ice cream. now im geting hungry. er i have no clue, what it was called, but it involved heads going where they really really shouldnt go. or fit. however im am suitably impressed , so you can have a cookie.

[reyler]

You might as well get used to it now; no amount of coercion or blunt force trauma can make him use your right name.

[loki redfern]

*pets revel*

*while wearing a chainmail diving suit and prosthetic arm, obviously*

[reyler]

Too bad you neglected to rustproof your dive suit *tips him into the bay*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i rarely respond to external stimuli.

[loki redfern]

thats why i brought the shrink ray.

[reyler]

And the miniature spacecraft?

[loki redfern]

... you said you were getting that

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and the teeny tiny cameras to film the crew making its way through the bloodstream.

[loki redfern]

were remodling the battle drones as we speak sundae

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

my house is infested with children. i need to rebuild my happy place out of something soundproof.

[loki redfern]

the remains of your ex lovers perhaps?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

long decayed beyond structural stability.

[loki redfern]

obviously. muwahhahahah, muwhahgahaha. cunning, cunning like a fox.